[lifting a floor tile; smiling maliciously]

We’re stealth ninjas. We make no sound.

Right. Gotcha. [kicks the door open, much to Gru’s astonishment] Ya!

[maliciously]

Alright, El Macho. You're going down.

[stops him]

Wait! Wait.

What? [Lucy takes a spray can out of her purse and starts spraying the air; confused] What are you doing?

I'm checking for laser beam alarm triggers.

It's a restaurant! [looks at her sternly]

You never know what booby traps this guy could've set, huh? Come on!

There are no booby traps. [accidentally steps on a wire unseen, triggering and ringing a bell]

Ha! [pointing to the bell] Booby! [The door leading to the kitchen suddenly opens, causing Lucy to become startled, quickly hiding behind Gru. The shadow reveals none other than a chicken] Huh, there's a chicken. [gasps] Are you lost, little guy? You must be lost!

[points to the chicken, referring to it; smug]

Ha! Some guard dog. [the chicken suddenly leaps on him, continuously pecking his bald head] Aah! Get it off of me! Get it off of me! Get it off of me!