Antonio Cool glasses.
Uh... [chuckles nervously]
Antonio I’m Antonio.
Antonio I was just going to get a cookie. Care to join me?
[nervous]
Uh,... sure. I’m... Margo. [once seeing her going out with Antonio, Edith, still wearing her diving mask and snorkel, loudly clears her throat in suspicion; nervous] Um... I’ll catch up with you guys later. Bye! [leaves her sisters]
[in disgust]
Can I be the first to say... Ewwww!
[eagerly shaking Edith]
We gotta go tell Gru!
[Meanwhile, Gru arrives at Eagle Hair Club] [contacting Lucy]
Alright, I’m going in.
[informs him at Bake My Day by monitor as he activates a chem-tracking device shaped like a belt; through headphones]
If it picks up any traces of the serum, the center of your belt buckle [aloud] will make a sound like this: Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo!
[cuts off Lucy; annoyed]
Okay! I get it! I get it! [fumbles with the automatic door, then enters Eagle Hair Club]
F Floyd
[chuckles]
Welcome to Eagle Hair Club. [turns his eagle-like chair, revealing himself holding and stroking a toupee] It’s about time you showed up...Mr. Gru. [the bald eagle perched next to him squawks]
F Floyd
[chuckles]
When someone moves into the mall who is follically challenged, I make it my business to know all about them. You are bald. And that is bad. [strokes the toupee he’s holding, kisses it, then puts it on a mannequin head] There you go, my sweet.
[at Bake My Day] [monitoring Gru’s chem-tracking device]
I’m getting nothing so far. I think you need to look around.
[at Eagle Hair Club, after listening to Lucy in the headphones; Gru walks away, smiling nervously, and starts looking around the mall, but none of the mannequin heads give a signal] [starts thrusting his hips once noticing a painting]
Wow, this looks interesting. What is it?
F Floyd
[suspiciously]
I take it you’re an art lover?
[in headphones]
No serum.
Yeah, not so much. [walks over to a podium holding a trophy and starts thrusting his hips at it] Oh, how about this impressive trinket?
F Floyd
[gasps]
I hardly call it trinket, Mr. Gru.
F Floyd
The International—
Yeah, I don’t care. [moves over to a shelf filled with wig samples and starts straddling it]
[in headphones, startling Gru]
Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo!!! Hold on, I’m picking up something. Behind that wall!
Ahh... and what do we have here?
F Floyd
[grabs a sample]
These are my trial wigs. [hands Gru a bag with a wig in it] You should take one.
No, thanks. [sticks his head into the shelf] So what’s on the other side of the wall?
F Floyd
There you are! Look at me! Focus!
F Floyd
I promise, that this wig will transform you from ugly to irresistible.
[Gru is staring at the wig when Agnes and Edith hastily storm inside Eagle Hair Club, making him lose his focus]
MARGO HAS A BOYFRIEND!
AND THEY’RE GOING ON A DATE!
[suddenly hysterical, to Edith]
Date?! [to Agnes] Boyfriend?! [to Floyd] What?! [Floyd shrugs shoulders and shakes his head nervously; Gru stares at Agnes and Edith]
[Gru, Edith and Agnes enter Eduardo's restaurant and notice Margo and Antonio are eating a cookie] [chuckling]
Oh, you're so funny!
[Cut back to the other Grus noticing
Gross! [referring to Margo and Antonio, pointing at them] Look, they're in love!
Oh, no, no, no. Don't say that they're... no, no, no! [leaves for Margo and Antonio]
Antonio [seriously]
And my dream... is to one day play video games for a living.
[romantically]
Wow. [chuckles] You're so complicated!
[interrupts them, smiling nervously]
Margo, [Margo gasps in astonishment] what is going on here?
Oh, Gru, se llama Antonio. Me llamo, Margo.
Me llamo llama ding-dong! [serious] Who cares? Let's go.
[starts to hug Gru]
So good to see you again, mi compadré!
Antonio Oh, I see you’ve already met my father. [Margo lovingly stares at him]
[being hugged by Eduardo]
What the... father?
[stops hugging him]
Si! Look at this crazy little world we live in, eh? Come, sit! Let me get you something.
[sees Pollito squawking and glaring at him]
Oh... look at you. [Eduardo scoops up the chicken; laughing nervously] He likes me! [attempts to pet Pollito, but he lunges at him]
Oh, oh, I’m sorry, Pollito is usually very friendly. [cradling his pet] He had a rough night. [Pollito stares at Gru relentlessly]
[chuckles nervously]
Well, we should be going. Girls, come on. [attempts to leave]
[stops him and brings Margo and Antonio closer towards each other]
That is a pity. Young love is beautiful, no?
No! [chuckles nervously] You know, they’re not in love. They hardly know each other!
You are right, Cabesa De Huevo! They must get to know each other better. Antonio, why don’t you invite your girlfriend and her family to our Cinco de Mayo party?
EA Edith and Agnes
[happily]
Si!
[At Eduardo's Cinco De Mayo party]
Whoa! This place is awesome!
Okay, let's party, huh, but first, let's go over the rules, because, what is fun without the rules? Agnes, easy on the churros. Edith, try not to kill anyone.
[sees Margo meeting Antonio]
Margo...
Antonio Hello, Mr. Gru.
[groans in disgust]
Okay. [pulls Antonio and Margo from eachother]
There must be the standard six foot of space between you and boys, [referring to Antonio] especially this boy... [surprised to see Antonio is again beside Margo]
Antonio [laughs behind Gru]
Ah, you are a funny man. There are no rules, senor. It's Cinco de Mayo. [to the girls] Come on! They're starting to dance.
