A character in Paul (2011)

Ruth quotes from Paul (2011)

Kristen Wiig

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Paul (2011): in 6 of its 36 quotes
Most scenes with: Graeme Willy (4), Paul (3), Clive Gollings (2)

Scenes with Ruth

6 scenes

There’s probably billions of intelligent civilizations out there.

Ruth

So where is everybody? Hmm?

I - But one of them’s there! (points at Paul, who is in the RV showing them his butt)

(to Clive)

Are they looking? Are they looking?

Look, just because your truth isn’t the true truth, it doesn’t mean there’s no truth, Ruth.

Ruth

That’s easy for you to say.

It’s really not.

Ruth

****eroo. That was the best titty-farting sleep I ever had.

I have the feeling you’re new to cursing, Ruth.

Ruth
(talking to the agents about Paul)

He showed me things.

O’Reilly

She’s talking about his spaceman balls! (Haggard slaps him)

Ruth
(Paul becomes invisible in order for them to go outside)

Okay. I’m in.

Rocky?

Sure.

Bullwinkle?

Well, I’m a little bit tired.

Don’t be a pussy.

Don’t call me a – all right.

[Graeme has just pushed Paul out of a rifle blast.]

That was close! [Pauses, looks down at the gaping wound in his chest] Oh my... [Collapses]

Ruth

No!

Oh God, Graeme! [Rushes to his side] Graeme!

Mr Buggs
[Shocked]

I never meant to...

Put the gun down, Mr Buggs!

Ruth

Drop the **** gun, Dad!

Oh no... I really liked this t-shirt...

This is all my fault! We should never have come on holiday.

No, no, no, it's- it's fine, it's fine Clive, you know we've, we've had a good time, haven't we?

Yeah? But you got shot.

Aghagh-- Yeah I know but, I can honestly say, Clive, this is the most fun I have ever had... [Dies]

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