Graeme Willy We’re just a couple of regular guys on a tour of the less touristy side of the American Midwest.
Played by Simon Pegg 
Paul (2011) · 36 quotes
Paul (2011) · 36 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Paul (2011): in 15 of its 36 quotes
Most scenes with: Paul (7), Clive Gollings (6), Ruth (4)
He needs our help. Sometimes you just got to roll the dice.
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13 scenes
Graeme Wonder Woman.
Please don’t.
Graeme (taking pictures of the Black Mailbox)
Do you remember when we Googled it on your mum’s computer and the phone rang and you thought it was the FBI?
I didn’t really think it was the FBI.
Graeme You started crying.
I had jet lag.
Graeme We’d only been to Brussels.
They’re going to rape us and break our arms!
Graeme I don’t want my arms broken!
Graeme Are you an alien?
To you I am, yes.
Graeme Are you gonna probe us?
(annoyed)
Why does everyone always assume that? What am I doing? Am I harvesting farts? How much can I learn from an ass?
Graeme Uh – what?
I’m Paul.
Graeme Paul?
Yeah. It’s a nickname that stuck. My ship crashed on a… dog. It doesn’t matter!
Haggard
(looking at the cover of Clive’s book)
Ha! Three tits. That’s awesome.
O’Reilly
You guys should have given her four tits.
Graeme ... That’s just sick.
Graeme (after Paul heals and eats a recently dead bird)
Did you ever do that to a person?
Yes. I’ve eaten many people.
Graeme (after Ruth fainted)
If we take her with us, we could get her on our side!
Yeah, you’d like getting her on your side, wouldn’t you?
… That doesn’t make any sense.
Graeme There’s probably billions of intelligent civilizations out there.
So where is everybody? Hmm?
Graeme I - But one of them’s there! (points at Paul, who is in the RV showing them his butt)
Graeme Look, just because your truth isn’t the true truth, it doesn’t mean there’s no truth, Ruth.
That’s easy for you to say.
Graeme It’s really not.
Rocky?
Sure.
Bullwinkle?
Graeme Well, I’m a little bit tired.
Don’t be a pussy.
Graeme Don’t call me a – all right.
(smoking a joint)
It’s pretty strong shit, I got it from the military, actually. This is the stuff that killed Dylan.
Graeme Bob Dylan’s not dead.
Graeme [Graeme has just pushed Paul out of a rifle blast.]
That was close! [Pauses, looks down at the gaping wound in his chest] Oh my... [Collapses]
No!
Oh God, Graeme! [Rushes to his side] Graeme!
Mr Buggs
[Shocked]
I never meant to...
Put the gun down, Mr Buggs!
Drop the **** gun, Dad!
Graeme Oh no... I really liked this t-shirt...
This is all my fault! We should never have come on holiday.
Graeme No, no, no, it's- it's fine, it's fine Clive, you know we've, we've had a good time, haven't we?
Yeah? But you got shot.
Graeme Aghagh-- Yeah I know but, I can honestly say, Clive, this is the most fun I have ever had... [Dies]
