Simon Pegg movie quotes

View Quote It's a Japanese Peace Lily.

View Quote [after watching Point Break] I won't argue that it was a no-holds-barred adrenaline fuelled thrill-ride, but there's no way that you could perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.

View Quote Pack it in Frank, you silly bastard!

View Quote As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about.

View Quote [Repeated line about Phillip.] He's not my dad.

View Quote [coming across zombified Pete] Ah! Sorry, Pete, sorry... listen, we're gonna borrow your car, okay, hope you don't mind and - ah - later on, if you're feeling better, w-we're going down to the pub, so you're m-more than welcome to, to... [whispered] join us.

View Quote [listing his rules to the rescue group] Rule #1: Always listen to Buck! Rule #2: Stay in the middle of the trail! Rule #3... [pauses ominously as Crash and Eddie cringe] ...He who has gas travels at the back of the pack.

View Quote 3 months ago. I woke up one morning married to a pineapple. An ugly pineapple! [sighs] But I loved her.

View Quote No, Not really. I saw them came through earlier. She's headed for Lava Falls. That's Where They care for the newborn. To get there, you must through the Jungle of Misery. Across the Chasm of Dead. To the Plates of Woe.

View Quote [repeated line] They call me The King.

View Quote To "err" is human, so errrr...

View Quote There's only one Gary King!

View Quote Buck: No worries, because I've got a plan.
Manny: Really, to stop an asteroid?
Buck: [shows the tablets on the prophecy] Look, the last two asteroids have pummeled the earth in the same spot, and it's about to happen again. We've got to go there and see what's attracting the asteroid. Once we know why it's coming, we can figure out how to send it somewhere else.
Granny: That plan is so dumb, I wish it had a face so I could smack it.
Manny: Let me get this straight: instead of running away from a deadly asteroid, you want us to run directly towards it.
Buck: I know it sounds suboptimal. But the good news is, it'll kill us no matter where we went!
Diego: Well, that's reassuring.
Manny: Okay. Even if we get to the crash site, how are we supposed to change what is literally written in stone?
Buck: Ah, my cynical friend, the dinos were wiped off the face of the Earth, but some escaped. They changed their fate and we can change ours, too! Who's with me?! [the Herd all look at each other, then quickly huddle in]
Manny: So what do you think?
Ellie: Honestly, I'm worried the weasel's right.
Buck: [dressed up with a leaf hat, nicking a lady's voice] No, don't listen to the weasel. He's a raving loon! [everyone just stares at Buck severely, and he laughs] Sorry, I just love playing devil's advocate. [singsong] And looking fabulous!!
Diego: Well, Buck has saved our lives before, right?
Shira: But what if he can't this time?
Peaches: I don't know what to believe, but I'm afraid our lives will be over before they begin.
[They break up]
Manny: Okay...I guess we're in.
Crash and Eddie: [salute] Crash and Eddie reporting for duty!
Eddie: Haha! "Dooty". [he and Crash laugh]
Buck: Excellent!

View Quote Buck: Oh, right on the spleen! Utterly useless, but totally hurts.
Diego: Hey, Buck! Welcome back, buddy.
Shira: Wait, this half-a-snack is a dinosaur whisperer?
Buck: And expert salsa dancer. [scats] I have one eye, but all my original teeth. Would you like to count them? [shows his teeth]
Shira: No thank you.
Buck: And this must be... Nectarine?
Peaches: Um, Peaches.
Buck: Semantics my dear. I am deeply honored.
Julian: Sweet eye-patch. Very gangster.
Buck: Thank you! [to Peaches] I like this kid.

View Quote Gertie: Look at that! I got an egg. How many eggs did you poach, little brother?
Roger: Do we have to steal other creatures' eggs? I mean, couldn't we just go vegan?
Gertie: Sure, we could eat vegans.
Gavin: Whoops! Oh-oh-oh! Son, sometimes I wonder how you snuck into this family.
Buck: '[singibg] ♪Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro♪ [spoken] With you in a minute. I'll have to rinse and repeat.
Gavin: That weasel is such a buzzkill. Let's go, kids.
Buck: Don't worry, ma'am. I'll catch the crew that poached your egg. It's a pun! I'm winking under the eye patch. [singing] ♪A mother is crying.♪ ♪A damsel in distress.♪ ♪Foreboding intruders have made such a mess.♪ ♪What I detect is a lack of respect?♪ ♪For all that is precious and dear.♪ ♪I am the pint-sized protector of this lost world.♪ [spoken] But my friends call me Buck. Well played, guys. [singing] ♪I have a message, bullies not welcome.♪ ♪Return what you've stolen.♪ ♪Go back where you came from.♪ ♪You know I'm greater, so don't be a hater.♪ ♪You may be Jurassic, but I am fantastic.♪ [singing] ♪Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro Figaro♪ [spoken] Oh, love that bit. [singing] ♪Running and climbing, and spinning and grinning.♪ ♪And dashing and diving and dodging.♪ ♪And sliding and gliding, and staying alive.♪ ♪And these are a few of the things.♪ ♪That I do before lunch.♪ ♪Death-defying.♪ ♪Danger denying.♪ ♪Look, I'm flying.♪ ♪You might think I'm mad.♪ ♪But, hey, you only live once.♪ ♪No need to thank me.♪ ♪But if you insist, I won't resist.♪ ♪Who smells like fish?♪ Hold on to your butts! [singing] ♪Class Dis...♪ ♪...missed!!!♪ Good egg. Here you are, my lady. Go! I'll lead them away. Oh, that was fun! Same time, same place, next week? Toodles!
Gavin: Congratulations, weasel. You just signed your death warrant.
Buck: Weaseled my way out of that one. Hmm. What's all that flash and dazzle about? Who puts a rock in the middle of the jungle? Ha! Blimey! What is this place? Whoops!

View Quote He needs our help. Sometimes you just got to roll the dice.

View Quote We’re just a couple of regular guys on a tour of the less touristy side of the American Midwest.

View Quote Graeme: (after Ruth fainted) If we take her with us, we could get her on our side!
Clive: Yeah, you’d like getting her on your side, wouldn’t you?
Paul: … That doesn’t make any sense.

View Quote [to Ethan] You remember I told you one day, you were gonna take things too far? This is me speaking, by the way, it's not him.

View Quote Brandt: The package is on the plane.
Benji: Yeah, I know. We're currently formulating a Plan B. Although, technically, it's a Plan C.
Brandt: This isn't going very well.
Benji: I am aware of that, Brandt; you're not helping.

View Quote Benji: Ethan, this is what I signed up for! Let me help you find him.
Ethan: That's why I brought you here in the first place, and look what happened! I can't protect you. That's why I need you to leave.
Benji: That's not your decision to make, Ethan! I am a field agent. I know the risks. More than that, I am your friend, no matter what I tell the polygraph every week. Now you called me because you needed my help, and you still do, so I am staying. And that is all we are gonna say about that.
Ethan: ...okay.
Benji: Good! Then where do we start.

View Quote Hello, boys. Buck Wild, at your service.

View Quote This is your captain speaking. Please keep your whiskers and bottoms inside the dactyl at all times.

View Quote You picked a bad time for a tropical vacation, lads. A dino named Orson just escaped from exile, and he's jonesing to rule the Lost World. Now he's got a couple of raptors, and if he succeeds, no mammal will be safe.

View Quote Benji Dunn:[panicked] Ethan no! What...Everyone's looking for you, alright? Everyone I know! Okay, okay. I've just looked up, you're on Interpol's most wanted list, okay, a fantastic list to be on. So whatever happened, I'm sorry, but I'm hanging up right now.

View Quote Benji Dunn: [panicked] I just looked it up. Okay, you're on Interpol's most wanted list. And that, by the way, is a spectacular list to be on.

View Quote Benji Dunn: [talking while working on computer] Maybe we can share, uh, a jail cell together, you know? If this goes tits-up, which it will. The location of that number is Shanghai. There, I just told you. Shanghai. I've just aided and abetted an enemy of the state. Fantastic. Thank you.

View Quote I have arrived at the party!

View Quote Benji Dunn: Why am I Pluto? It's not even a planet anymore!
Brandt: Well, Uranus is still available.
Benji Dunn: [sarcastically] Ha, it's funny because you said anus.

View Quote Benji Dunn: [showing a glove] Now remember: "Blue is glue!".
Ethan Hunt: And when it's red?
Benji Dunn: Dead.

View Quote Lucy: Do you really believe in such a place?
Reepicheep: We have nothing, if not belief.

View Quote Eustace: Hang on. You mean four of us? [The crew stopped paddling to look at him] Come on, please don't send me back to the rat.
Reepicheep: I heard that.
Eustace: [mumbling] Big ears.
Reepicheep: I heard that too.

View Quote Reepicheep: Right! ( sword chatters )

View Quote [Paris has just tried to shoot Gabriel]
Degas: We talked about this!
Benji: Ethan wants him alive!
Paris: [in French] I want him dead.
Benji: ...She's gonna be the death of me.

View Quote Benji: Do either of you have any medical experience?
[Grace shakes her head "no". Benji looks to Paris.]
Paris: I kill people.
Benji: Yeah, I can work with that.

View Quote Ethan: You think I'm gonna get the source code and bring it to you?
Gabriel: I don't think, I know. I'm gonna let you go, then you're gonna find the Entity's source code and bring it to me in exchange for Grace. Then I'll take control of the Entity -- the proverbial genie you let out.
Luther: ...the Rabbit's Foot.
Benji: The Anti-God?!
Gabriel: It wasn't a biological or a chemical weapon you took from Shanghai. The vial you traded for Julia contained malicious code. The primordial digital ooze from which a weapon evolved. A weapon the East couldn't make work. A weapon the West might never have made on their own.
Benji: You didn't know what you were stealing! None of us did!
Ethan: But I knew why I was stealing it. They kidnapped my wife. Stealing the Rabbit's Foot was the only way I could get her back. I sank that submarine as much as the Entity did.
Gabriel: Without you, Ethan, there'd be no Entity. And if you don't find that sub in the next few days...
Grace: It's the end of the world as we know it.
Gabriel: And it'll all be his fault. He knows it. [to Ethan] Look at me. Tell me I'm wrong.

View Quote Scotty: The notion of transwarp beaming is like trying to hit a bullet with a smaller bullet whilst wearing a blindfold, riding a horse.
[Spock writes something on Scotty's computer terminal.]
Scotty: What's that?
Spock Prime: Your equation for achieving transwarp beaming.
Scotty: [mutters] Get out of it... [reads the equation and gapes] Imagine that! It never occurred to me to think of space as the thing that was moving!

View Quote Spock Prime: You are, in fact, the Mr. Scott who postulated the theory of transwarp beaming?
Scotty: That's what I'm talking about! How do you think I wound up here? Had a little debate with my instructor on relativistic physics and how it pertains to subspace travel. He seemed to think that the range of transporting something like a, like a grapefruit was limited to about a hundred miles. I told him that I could not only beam a grapefruit from one planet to the adjacent planet in the same system - which is easy, by the way - I could do it with a life form. So, I tested it out on Admiral Archer's prized beagle.
Kirk: Wait, I know that dog. What happened to it?
Scotty: ...I'll tell you when it reappears. [clears throat] I don't know. I do feel guilty about that.

View Quote Kirk: What's it like? Not to feel anger or heartbreak, or the need to stop at nothing to avenge the death of the woman who gave birth to you?
Spock:: Back away from me-
Kirk: You feel nothing! It must not even compute for you! You never loved her! [Spock attacks Kirk in anger]
Sarek: [Spock is choking Kirk] Spock!
Spock: [breaks off; to McCoy] Doctor, I am no longer fit for duty. I hereby relinquish my command on the grounds that I have been emotionally compromised. Please note the time and date in the ship's log.
Scotty: [after an awkward silence] I like this ship! You know, it's exciting!
McCoy: Well congratulations, Jim, now we've got no captain and no goddamn first officer to replace him.
Kirk: Yeah, we do. [Kirk sits in the Captain's chair]
Sulu: Pike made him first officer.
McCoy: You've gotta be kidding me!
Kirk: Thanks for the support.

View Quote [Jury-rigging Jaylah's sound system to disrupt the swarm]
Jaylah: Do not break my music!
Scotty: Break it? You're gettin' an upgrade!

View Quote [Upon reaching Starbase Yorktown]
Chekov: Wow, that is impressive.
Scotty: Aye, she's a beauty, isn't she?
McCoy: What a damn monstrosity! Couldn't we just rent some space on a planet?
Spock: Showing geographical favoritism among inducted Federation worlds could cause diplomatic tension.
McCoy: Oh, you don't think that looks tense? Looks like a damn snowglobe in space, just waitin' to break!
Kirk: [sighs] That's the spirit, Bones.

View Quote [as the USS Enterprise-A is constructed]
Kirk: Space... The final frontier.
Spock: These are the voyages of the Starship...
Scotty: Enterprise. Its continuing mission:
McCoy: To explore strange new worlds.
Sulu: To seek out new life...
Chekhov: And new civilizations...
Uhura: To boldly go where no one has gone before.