Eustace
[pointing at Reepicheep]
That giant rat thing just tried to claw my face off!
Reepicheep
I was merely trying to expel the water from your lungs, sir.
Eustace
It talks! Did you see? Did anyone just hear that? It just talked!
Crewmember
It always talks.
Caspian
Actually, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.
Reepicheep
The moment there is nothing to be said, your Highness, I promise you, I will not say it.
Eustace
Well, I don't know what kind of prank this is, but I want to wake up right now!
Reepicheep
Perhaps we could throw him back?
'[Edmund looks as if he's considering this option]
Lucy
Edmund!
Eustace
I demand to know just where the blazes am I?!
Tavros
[Tavros, a Minotaur approaches]
You're on the Dawn Treader, the finest ship in Narnia's navy. [Eustace faints in shock, prompting laughter from the crew] Was it something I said?
