Scotty quotes from Star Trek (2009)

You are, in fact, the Mr. Scott who postulated the theory of transwarp beaming?

Scotty

That's what I'm talking about! How do you think I wound up here? Had a little debate with my instructor on relativistic physics and how it pertains to subspace travel. He seemed to think that the range of transporting something like a, like a grapefruit was limited to about a hundred miles. I told him that I could not only beam a grapefruit from one planet to the adjacent planet in the same system - which is easy, by the way - I could do it with a life form. So, I tested it out on Admiral Archer's prized beagle.

Wait, I know that dog. What happened to it?

Scotty

...I'll tell you when it reappears. [clears throat] I don't know. I do feel guilty about that.

Scotty

The notion of transwarp beaming is like trying to hit a bullet with a smaller bullet whilst wearing a blindfold, riding a horse.

Scotty

What's that?

Your equation for achieving transwarp beaming.

Scotty

Get out of it... [reads the equation and gapes] Imagine that! It never occurred to me to think of space as the thing that was moving!

What's it like? Not to feel anger or heartbreak, or the need to stop at nothing to avenge the death of the woman who gave birth to you?

Back away from me-

You feel nothing! It must not even compute for you! You never loved her! [Spock attacks Kirk in anger]

Spock!

Doctor, I am no longer fit for duty. I hereby relinquish my command on the grounds that I have been emotionally compromised. Please note the time and date in the ship's log.

Scotty

I like this ship! You know, it's exciting!

Well congratulations, Jim, now we've got no captain and no goddamn first officer to replace him.

Yeah, we do. [Kirk sits in the Captain's chair]

Pike made him first officer.

You've gotta be kidding me!

Thanks for the support.