Clive Gollings
Aliens aren’t called Paul.
Played by Nick Frost 
Paul (2011) · 36 quotes
Paul (2011) · 36 quotes
Graeme. Strike this woman.
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2 quotes Clive Gollings
Clive Gollings
(after being asked about having sex with a girl dressed like an Ewok)
Well, she was furry nice.
Scenes with Clive Gollings
6 scenes Clive
(sharing the same bed at the hotel)
What are you going to dream about?
Graeme
Wonder Woman.
Clive
Please don’t.
Graeme
(taking pictures of the Black Mailbox)
Do you remember when we Googled it on your mum’s computer and the phone rang and you thought it was the FBI?
Clive
I didn’t really think it was the FBI.
Graeme
You started crying.
Clive
I had jet lag.
Graeme
We’d only been to Brussels.
Clive
They’re going to rape us and break our arms!
Graeme
I don’t want my arms broken!
Graeme
(after Ruth fainted)
If we take her with us, we could get her on our side!
Clive
Yeah, you’d like getting her on your side, wouldn’t you?
Paul
… That doesn’t make any sense.
Ruth
(Paul becomes invisible in order for them to go outside)
Okay. I’m in.
Paul
Rocky?
Clive
Sure.
Paul
Bullwinkle?
Graeme
Well, I’m a little bit tired.
Paul
Don’t be a pussy.
Graeme
Don’t call me a – all right.
Graeme
[Graeme has just pushed Paul out of a rifle blast.]
That was close! [Pauses, looks down at the gaping wound in his chest] Oh my... [Collapses]
Ruth
No!
Clive
Oh God, Graeme! [Rushes to his side] Graeme!
Mr Buggs
[Shocked]
I never meant to...
Zoil
Put the gun down, Mr Buggs!
Ruth
Drop the **** gun, Dad!
Graeme
Oh no... I really liked this t-shirt...
Clive
This is all my fault! We should never have come on holiday.
Graeme
No, no, no, it's- it's fine, it's fine Clive, you know we've, we've had a good time, haven't we?
Clive
Yeah? But you got shot.
Graeme
Aghagh-- Yeah I know but, I can honestly say, Clive, this is the most fun I have ever had... [Dies]
