Graeme Do you remember when we Googled it on your mum’s computer and the phone rang and you thought it was the FBI? Clive I didn’t really think it was the FBI. Graeme You started crying. Clive I had jet lag. Clive They’re going to rape us and break our arms! Graeme I don’t want my arms broken! Graeme Are you an alien? Paul To you I am, yes. Graeme Are you gonna probe us? Paul Why does everyone always assume that? What am I doing? Am I harvesting farts? How much can I learn from an ass?