Agent Lorenzo Zoil
(after shooting the communicator)
Boring conversation anyway.
Played by Jason Bateman 
Paul (2011) · 36 quotes
Paul (2011) · 36 quotes
Mother **** titty-sucking two-balled bitch!
More lines from Agent Lorenzo Zoil
3 quotes Agent Lorenzo Zoil
Agent Lorenzo Zoil
(to Haggard and O’Reilly)
Listen to me, Frick and ****, I want you to tell me everything you remember about the pissy nerds.
Agent Lorenzo Zoil
Three tits. That's awesome.
Scenes with Agent Lorenzo Zoil
2 scenes Zoil
I don’t want to be where you are.
The Big Guy
Too bad, seeing as how I’m the one holding all the cards. And when I say "cards", I of course mean, big **** gun.
Paul
Very big gun.
The Big Guy
Come on, Mork.
Paul
Don’t call me Mork.
Graeme
[Graeme has just pushed Paul out of a rifle blast.]
That was close! [Pauses, looks down at the gaping wound in his chest] Oh my... [Collapses]
Ruth
No!
Clive
Oh God, Graeme! [Rushes to his side] Graeme!
Mr Buggs
[Shocked]
I never meant to...
Zoil
Put the gun down, Mr Buggs!
Ruth
Drop the **** gun, Dad!
Graeme
Oh no... I really liked this t-shirt...
Clive
This is all my fault! We should never have come on holiday.
Graeme
No, no, no, it's- it's fine, it's fine Clive, you know we've, we've had a good time, haven't we?
Clive
Yeah? But you got shot.
Graeme
Aghagh-- Yeah I know but, I can honestly say, Clive, this is the most fun I have ever had... [Dies]
