Henry quotes from Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium (2007)

Mahoney

Good morning.

Magorium

Let's open this door.

Welcome to Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.

How much is that fish mobile up there?

Magorium

That's 50 dollars.

Don't you think that's a little high?

Magorium

If you notice, they are fresh fish.

Then the store is alive, and wonders never cease.

Mahoney

It's magic.

Til now.

Henry

It's not real nice to stare at people. I'm Henry Weston. You count it. What if you serious problems, you've had several fictional characters on the books.

Magorium

Like home?

Henry

The King Of Planet Beyond Way.

Magorium

Oh, he's not fictional.

Mahoney

Sir, why do we need an accountant?

Magorium

I'm leaving.

Mahoney

You're leaving?

Magorium

I'm giving you the store.

Mahoney

You're giving me the store?

Magorium

Surprise! The store isn't upset as indicated by imper tantrum.

Henry

Temper tantrum?

Mahoney

I would like a lollipop.

Magorium

It's a magical toy store. It can do all sorts of things.

Henry

How's the snake is a magical toy store?

Mahoney

Of course, there is.

Henry

What do you say magical do you mean special?

Mahoney

Magical.

Henry

How about really really cool?

Mahoney

Magical.

Henry

Wow.

Magorium

Order to order! Fetch! Stupid zebra.

Mahoney

Are we going around an adventure?

Magorium

Find yourself someone you've never imagined.

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.

Mahoney

Come on. Get out of there. Bouncy balls always trying to escape.

Mahoney

Uh-oh. That's a good way to lose a train.

Mahoney

I knew it. As soon as I saw that suit.

Henry

Knew what?

Mahoney

You're a 'just' guy.

Henry

What's a 'just' guy?

Mahoney

A guy just like you. Same hair, same suit, same shoes, walks around, no matter what, you think it's all just a store, it's just a bench, it's just a tree. It's just what it is, nothing more!

Henry

Alright but this [looks over his shoulder] is just a toy store.

Mahoney

I'm sure to you... it is.

Mr. Magorium

Name the Fibonacci series from its eleventh to its sixteenth.

Henry

Umm... 89, 144, 233, 377, 610?

Mr. Magorium

Perfect. Number four, do we really need it?

Henry

If you like squares - you do.

Mr. Magorium

Oh, I like squares. Good. Now, the hot dog, the hot dog/bun ratio, why for the love of mustard are there never enough buns?

Henry

Extra hot dogs.

Mr. Magorium

Yes, but why?

Henry

In case you drop a couple.

Mr. Magorium

What kind of insufferable fool drops a hot dog?

Henry

Anything can happen, sir.

Mr. Magorium

Anything can happen. How absolutely true. You're exactly the mutant I'm looking for! You're hired.

Mahoney

You're here?

Henry

Apparently.

Mahoney

But not actually?