Sure. Just a sec. [leaves off; After the hostess left, Lucy narrows her eyes, then hides behind a aquarium. She sees Gru and Shannon, who’s doing sit-ups, before she presses a button on her watch that turns into a eavesdropping device that she puts in her ears]
[heard through Lucy’s high tech eavesdropping device]
Your accent is so exotic.
Ah. Well, thank you very much. I was...
I know someone who can fix that for you and you’ll be talking normal in no time.
[pause]
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Are you wearing a wig?!
What? [noticing his wig is in a wrong direction, quickly rotates it back; nervously] I don't think so!
I knew it. You're a phony. I hate phonies!
Oh... what? No, these locks are all mine...
No, they're not! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna rip that thing off your head and show everyone [heard through eavesdropping device] what a bald-headed phony you are!
I don't think so, Miss Lady. [calmly activates her watch, revealing a target sight along with a couple of darts. Meanwhile, Gru watches in horror as Shannon approaches him. Suddenly, Lucy shoots a tranquilizer dart at Shannon’s buttocks, rendering her unconscious before she can remove the wig off Gru’s head and landing with her face in the spaghetti]
Wow, looks like your date's out for the count. It's like she's been shot with a mild moose tranquilizer. [Shannon moans unconsciously like a moose, then passes out again; Lucy winks at Gru, who suddenly smiles and stares at her awkwardly; whispering] Yeah, I'm winking 'cuz that's what actually happened.
[hurries to the table, politely]
'Scusi, whassa happenin' here? She no like?
Uh, she's just uh... Glurp glurp... [makes a sign to the waiter that Shannon drank too much]
Oh, si, si! [laughs nervously and moves away]
