“Good afternoon. Would this be the proctology tent?” – Archie Gates, Three Kings ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Three Kings 1999

Archie Gates

Good afternoon. Would this be the proctology tent?

Chief Elgin

No, sir.

Gates

Maybe it's the urology tent. Or the neurology tent. Or the ear nose and throat tent.

Troy Barlow

Captain's at a staff meeting, sir.

Gates

Captain a proctologist?

Conrad Vig

What's a proctologist, sir?

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Troy Barlow Mark Wahlberg More Troy Barlow quotes →

Archie Gates George Clooney More Archie Gates quotes →

Chief Elgin Ice Cube More Chief Elgin quotes →

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