Most scenes together: Troy Barlow & Chief Elgin (3)
You know what I think? You're stealing gold, that's what I think. We're fighting Saddam and dying, and you're stealing gold.
You're wrong.
They have half a million men in the desert and they send four guys to pick up all this bullion? I don't think so.
Good afternoon. Would this be the proctology tent?
No, sir.
Maybe it's the urology tent. Or the neurology tent. Or the ear nose and throat tent.
Captain's at a staff meeting, sir.
Captain a proctologist?
What's a proctologist, sir?
Conrad, you've washed your hands like ten times.
Lord knows what kind of vermin live in the butt of a Dune Coon.
Why do you let this cracker hang around with you, man?
He's all right, man. He's from a group home in Dallas. He's got no high school.
Don't tell people that.
I don't care if he's from Johannesburg. I don't want to hear Dune Coon or Sand **** from him or anybody else.
Captain uses those terms.
That's not the point, Conrad. The point is that Towel Head and Camel Jockey are perfectly good substitutes.
Exactly!
Hey, would you take those **** things off?
I never got to use night-vision.
They do not work during the day!
Yeah, they kinda work.
I heard a lot of bad shit happened in Kuwait.
Yes... bad shit happened... I'm not proud of that. Yes Saddam is very crazy, but then you are crazy for coming here.
I'm gonna buy a set of Lexus convertibles in every color.
I told you, Lexus don't make a convertible.
I'll bet you a Lexus they do.
Alright, but it won't be a convertible.
Adriana, look at what's become of you.
Hey, look at me, I've got my clothes on!
What?
Are we shooting people or what?
Are we shooting?
That's what I'm asking you!
What's the answer?
I don't know the answer! That's what I'm trying to find out!
Bush told the people to rise up against Saddam. They thought they'd have our support. They don't. Now they're getting slaughtered.
