Tied for most-quoted character in Daddy's Home (2015): in 4 of its 5 quotes
Most scenes with: Dusty Mayron (3)
Brad Whitaker's lines
1 quote
Brad Whitaker [narrating]
Here's a question for you. What do kids need more, a father or a dad? What's the difference? The way I see it, darn near anyone can be a father... [video of copulating rhinos] ...but not everyone has the patience or the devotion to be a dad. As for me, I've always wanted to be a dad. Let me tell you, I love it! Yeah! [driving] And I love my Ford Flex. It treats me to a smooth ride, and you know what? It didn't break the bank. Room enough for the whole family. [making sandwiches in the kitchen] Yes, I love being a dad. And I love these two adorable little rays of sunshine. [Dylan and Megan walk in]
Scenes with Brad Whitaker
3 scenes
So the King raised his mighty sword and rained steel down upon the Step King.
Brad Whitaker But the Step King blocked it with his shield. And swung his cat o'nine tails into the King's smug face.
Which the King easily brushed aside like the feather of a gull. And then the King did counter with a barrage of slashes and thrusts so fast and precise the Step King had no way to party.
But he did. He did. He parried all of them. Easily. It was no big deal.
Brad Whitaker Then he grabbed the King's sword right out of his hand and smashed it over his knee.
That's when the King pulled out a pump-action Mossberg shotgun!
Brad Whitaker Which is completely anachronistic. So if we're gonna be doing any time period, then the Step King just happened to be wearing Kevlar body armor.
Brad Whitaker Hand grenade.
Brad Whitaker Missile launcher.
Brad Whitaker Nuclear strike.
Brad Whitaker God.
Brad Whitaker The step-king has had enough of the king's BULLSHIT!
Brad Whitaker You built all this today? With my tools?
Oh, no, you can't build a treehouse with a tampon, Brad.
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