Dusty Mayron
So the King raised his mighty sword and rained steel down upon the Step King.
Brad Whitaker
But the Step King blocked it with his shield. And swung his cat o'nine tails into the King's smug face.
Dusty Mayron
Which the King easily brushed aside like the feather of a gull. And then the King did counter with a barrage of slashes and thrusts so fast and precise the Step King had no way to party.
Yay!
Dusty Mayron
But he did. He did. He parried all of them. Easily. It was no big deal.
Aww.
Brad Whitaker
Then he grabbed the King's sword right out of his hand and smashed it over his knee.
Boo!
Dusty Mayron
That's when the King pulled out a pump-action Mossberg shotgun!
Brad Whitaker
Which is completely anachronistic. So if we're gonna be doing any time period, then the Step King just happened to be wearing Kevlar body armor.
Dusty Mayron
Concussion grenade!
Brad Whitaker
Hand grenade.
Dusty Mayron
Rocket launcher.
Brad Whitaker
Missile launcher.
Dusty Mayron
Air strike.
Brad Whitaker
Nuclear strike.
Dusty Mayron
Black hole.
Brad Whitaker
God.
