Old School (2003) · 105 quotes
Most-quoted character in Old School (2003): in 44 of its 105 quotes
Most scenes with: Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell (6), Mitch Martin (3), Blue (3)
Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit. [Calls back] This is Frank Ricard...
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard You know I was thinking we could go back home...have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD...no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard So what do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader? Oh, hi Nicole. Have fun at the wedding?
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard That's how you do it. That's how you debate.
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard All we are is dust in the wind...
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard Blue's over there. But he's wasted.
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard Actually we've got a nice little Saturday planned. We're going to Home Depot to pick out some wallpaper, then maybe we'll hit Bed Bath and Beyond... I don't know! I don't know if we'll have enough time!
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard Don't worry. The pledges will clean it up.
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard No it's cool man, bring your green hat! We're going streaking!
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard Hey honey! Do you think KFC's still open?
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski.
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard I like you man, but you're crazy.
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard I'm back! [Kicks a woman's shopping cart.] You know it!
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard Blue, do you understand I dont want you to die here tonight?
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard Blue, YOU'RE MY BOY!!!
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard I'm so cold...I think I see Blue! He looks glorious.
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard SNOOP!! SNOOP-A-LOOP!!! [upon seeing rapper Snoop Dogg perform at the fraternity party]
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard No, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool...bring-bring your green hat, let's go! [at the same party, to one of Snoop's entourage wearing a green hat]
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard Thanks, she's OK
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard YOU'RE MA BOY BLUE!...You're Ma Boy!
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard Were GOIN STREAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woman What are you doing?
Frank You tell anyone about this and I'll **** kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by midnight. [reaches into the grocery bag and takes out cheese balls]
Therapist Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.
Frank Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I started thinking maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest, are we not?
Frank I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.
A big day? Doing what?
Frank Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, get some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond,[then very excited] I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time!
I've had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some **** sleep.
I...I don't know why you gotta do it...in front of the kid, with the f'in. All you gotta do is say earmuffs to him, [to kid] "earmuffs", and you can say "****, shit, bitch"...whatever you want.
Frank ****. Balls.
OK. I'm just proving a point. You don't have to celebrate it, Frank.
Frank Blue, how come there's no ice in my lemonade?
Frank Drop down and give me ten. Now!
Frank Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?
Just ring the **** bell, you pansy.
Frank BLUE! Do you trust that we have provided you with enough rope so that your cinder block will fall safely to the ground?
Y-Yes sir.
Frank Blue do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight?
Yes sir.
Frank Blue, you're my boy!
Thank you sir.
Frank A little housewarming gift. To new beginnings.
I actually gave this to you for your wedding.
Frank This model?
This exact one.
Frank I'm sorry, I'm, I'm embarassed.
I hope you like it.
Frank I Love it... thank you.
Peppers She's a beauty, ain't she?
Frank Yeah, what kind of gun is this?
Peppers It's a tranquilizer gun. If any of these little ****ers decide to freak out on the kids, I get to take them down. Ain't that right? [yanks on the mule's reigns] Oh, what? That's what I thought. Shut up.
Peppers Hey, hey. Careful with that. That's the most powerful tranq gun on the market. Got her in Mexico.
Frank Cool.
Peppers Yeah, it is cool. They say it can puncture the skin of a rhino from...
Peppers YES! That's awesome!
Frank What?
Peppers You just took one in the jugular, man.
Frank What? I did? [feeling his neck]
Peppers YES!
Frank Oh my god. Is this bad? Is this bad?
Peppers You better pull that shit out man. That shit is not cool.
Frank Wait. Wait? Pull what out?
Peppers You got a **** dart in your neck man.
Frank You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy.
Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday.
Frank My birthday? What do you mean?
Yeah, last Thursday. Oh, you forgot your birthday, didn't you, Frank?
Frank Damn it. I'm such an idiot.
That's really, loud.
Frank Yeah, thanks. Took the restrictor plate off, thought I'd give the Red Dragon a little more juice, but lets keep that on the downlow, she's not exactly street-legal [waving to a neighbor] Hey Mike!
That was great.
Frank What happened? I blacked out.
Frank Yea, I'm cool either way. I just have to run it by Marissa.
Frank I'm messing with you guys.
Not funny. Not funny. And now the baby is upset.
Just as long as you promise to take it easy.
Frank What do you mean?
You know exactly what I mean. You've come along way since Frank the Tank and we don't want him coming back do we?
Frank Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, ok? That part of me is over. Water under the bridge. I promise.
Frank I just wanna tell you guys thanks for being here. Best day ever.
Frank, you need to walk away from this right now.
Don't say sorry to me, Frank. Say it to the baby.
Frank Sorry, baby.
Weensie, you're on lifeguard duty.
Weensie Sir, I can't swim, sir.
Frank Speak when spoken to.
Frank I had an awesome time!
Frank, I know that you had an awesome time. I think the entire town knows you had an awesome time. I'm trying to ask our friend Mitch if he had a good time.
Frank Actually, I'd like to jump in and take that one, Jimmy, if you don't mind.
Have at it, hoss.
I see Frank's dad made it out, I haven't seen him in like eight years.
Frank I love you dad.
Frank Jerry, are you a statistics major or something?
Actually I am. Minoring in Hebrew science.
Frank Well, I didn't know that. Because you didn't tell me. Now I look like a jackass.
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