Old School 2003 quotes

Booker

We've been waiting all semester for you to ask us.

I'm sorry is that funny? Are you a standup comic, is that what you do now? This is me leaving. This is me leaving.

Half these guys don't even go here and that one guy is like ninety.

What are you gonna do? Tell on me? You know you can't buddy. It's guy code. That's something chicks do. You're not a chick are you? Ok. Good talk. I'll see you out there.

This is yesterday's paper. When are you going to use your goddamn brains for once in your life? Hello. What are you ****?

And don't worry. For the Godfather, it's always on the house.

Love, it's a mother****er, huh?

You are beautiful. But no offense, he, he is the king. You are having coffee and pie with a living legend.

Wedding Singer

****in' every now and then I fall apart and I need you now tonight. I ****in' need you more than ever.

Frank 'The Tank' Ricard

So what do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader? Oh, hi Nicole. Have fun at the wedding?

Beanie

Can you do me a favor and tell Mitch it's perfectly okay to have sex with a 17-year-old?

Oh, yeah. It's fine, if you're 18 or you live in Louisiana.

Beanie

Don't say sorry to me, Frank. Say it to the baby.

Frank

Sorry, baby.

Beanie

Girls love a guy who's in your situation.

Mitch

What situation?

Beanie

Mitch. You're on the rebound. You're like an injured young fawn who's been nursed back to health and is finally going to be released back into the wilderness.

Beanie

Spanish what the hell are you doing?

Spanish

I'm just going to get some water. This suit is crazy hot, yo.

Beanie

Put your head back on. That can be very traumatic for the kids.

Spanish

You're right, I'm sorry, sir.

Beanie

Don't sorry me, babe. And shake the tail when you walk. You're better than that.

Beanie

Weensie, you're on lifeguard duty.

Weensie

Sir, I can't swim, sir.

Frank

Speak when spoken to.