I'm sorry is that funny? Are you a standup comic, is that what you do now? This is me leaving. This is me leaving.
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Jerry What will you have to do with the university?
Beanie Legally speaking there will be a loose affiliation. But, we will give nothing back to the academic community. As well as provide no public service of any kind. This much I promise you.
Mitch Who's this guy?
Beanie Oh, that's Blue. He's an old navy vet who hangs around my store a lot. Don't worry about him, he's legit.
Mitch He looks like he's one hundred years old and he wants to pledge?
Beanie You kidding me? Old man river can't shut up about it.
Mitch Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
Cab Driver I recommend you stop being such a ****. You're in the backseat.
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