Whose life is ruined?
Let's see. Blue's dead. Frank's divorced. I've lost my house. Nicole thinks I'm a total jackass. And we got nine kids who are gonna get expelled from school and you're not even gonna help them out.
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard
Will Ferrell · 44 quotes
Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell
Vince Vaughn · 40 quotes
Mitch Martin
Luke Wilson · 19 quotes
Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor
7 quotes
Blue
Patrick Cranshaw · 3 quotes
Jerry
Simon Helberg · 3 quotes
Marissa
Perrey Reeves · 3 quotes
Waiter
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Mitch Martin & Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell (7), Frank 'The Tank' Ricard & Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell (6), Mitch Martin & Frank 'The Tank' Ricard (3)
Old School quotes
Page 2 of 7A little housewarming gift. To new beginnings.
I actually gave this to you for your wedding.
This model?
This exact one.
I'm sorry, I'm, I'm embarassed.
I hope you like it.
I Love it... thank you.
Actually, I'd like to jump in and take that one, Jimmy, if you don't mind.
James Carville
Have at it, hoss.
BLUE! Do you trust that we have provided you with enough rope so that your cinder block will fall safely to the ground?
Y-Yes sir.
Blue do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight?
Yes sir.
Blue, you're my boy!
Thank you sir.
Blue, how come there's no ice in my lemonade?
Drop down and give me ten. Now!
I had an awesome time!
Frank, I know that you had an awesome time. I think the entire town knows you had an awesome time. I'm trying to ask our friend Mitch if he had a good time.
I just wanna tell you guys thanks for being here. Best day ever.
Frank, you need to walk away from this right now.
I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.
College Student
A big day? Doing what?
Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, get some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond,[then very excited] I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time!
Jerry, are you a statistics major or something?
Actually I am. Minoring in Hebrew science.
Well, I didn't know that. Because you didn't tell me. Now I look like a jackass.
Yea, I'm cool either way. I just have to run it by Marissa.
Not funny. Not funny. And now the baby is upset.
That was great.
What happened? I blacked out.
What will you have to do with the university?
Legally speaking there will be a loose affiliation. But, we will give nothing back to the academic community. As well as provide no public service of any kind. This much I promise you.
Man at door
Hello.
Yeah?
Man at door
I'm here for the gangbang...
Just as long as you promise to take it easy.
What do you mean?
You know exactly what I mean. You've come along way since Frank the Tank and we don't want him coming back do we?
Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, ok? That part of me is over. Water under the bridge. I promise.
Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday.
My birthday? What do you mean?
Yeah, last Thursday. Oh, you forgot your birthday, didn't you, Frank?
Damn it. I'm such an idiot.