This is my house. I live here, Beanie. I'm 30 years old. None of us are enrolled in the college.
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard
Will Ferrell · 44 quotes
Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell
Vince Vaughn · 40 quotes
Mitch Martin
Luke Wilson · 19 quotes
Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor
7 quotes
Blue
Patrick Cranshaw · 3 quotes
Jerry
Simon Helberg · 3 quotes
Marissa
Perrey Reeves · 3 quotes
Waiter
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Mitch Martin & Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell (7), Frank 'The Tank' Ricard & Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell (6), Mitch Martin & Frank 'The Tank' Ricard (3)
Old School quotes
Page 7 of 7True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
Well, why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.
Were GOIN STREAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What about Mitch here? He saw the wheels come off his life, guys. His whole world crumbled. Now he's the Godfather.
What are you doing? You're like Romulus sucking on the tit of the Motherwolf. If you know your Greek mythology.
What we need to do is throw a big kick off, kick ass party.
When I get back I'm going to show you something I like to call crouching tiger, hidden penis. [takes a drink of the water] You know I really liked that movie, 'cause of all the flying and the magic.
Who's hungry? Who's hungry?
Yeah, that's it. I got a student alt rock band coming on next. Mitch, I own six speaker cities. I am worth three a half million dollars that the government knows about, and I can barely read. I can't. I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert. You think I'm gonna roll out this type of red carpet for a **** marching band? Just make sure you can see the stage.
You can use a little teeth but we don't want to be a biter. Now ladies these carrots are not gonna ejaculate themselves. Get into it!
You know I was thinking we could go back home...have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD...no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.
You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with nineteen year old girls everyday?
YOU'RE MA BOY BLUE!...You're Ma Boy!
You're the lady, Marissa! High five.