Blue, do you understand I dont want you to die here tonight?
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard
Will Ferrell · 44 quotes
Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell
Vince Vaughn · 40 quotes
Mitch Martin
Luke Wilson · 19 quotes
Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor
7 quotes
Blue
Patrick Cranshaw · 3 quotes
Jerry
Simon Helberg · 3 quotes
Marissa
Perrey Reeves · 3 quotes
Waiter
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Mitch Martin & Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell (7), Frank 'The Tank' Ricard & Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell (6), Mitch Martin & Frank 'The Tank' Ricard (3)
Old School quotes
Page 5 of 7Blue, YOU'RE MY BOY!!!
Columbus wasn't exactly looking for America, but that seemed to work out for everyone.
Denver? The sunshine state? Gorgeous!
Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die.
Don't say sorry to me. You let down Frank. You let down me. Most importantly you let down Max. And right about now I'm having a hard time trying to figure out why I take time out of my schedule to help you get over... [to Max] Max can you earmuff it for me? [to Mitch] That whore you dated.
Don't worry. The pledges will clean it up.
Frank here was staring at a white picket fence. Now he's single, he's broke, and has second degree burns all over his body. And I see a spark in his eye that I haven't seen in fifteen years.
Good luck to everybody. Nice to know you all and I'll see you around campus.
Guys this is a very special occasion. The Godfather himself has decided to grace us with his presence. This is his damn house. He sleeps twenty feet away.
He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But that's neither here nor there.
He's playing hardball. And I got to admit. I'm impressed.
I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie? Touch my pa pa
I know a really good sand guy.
I'd like to welcome you all to the Mitch Martin Freedom Festival. Now for those of you who don't know who Mitch Martin is, he's the very successful, very disease-free gentleman standing by the mini bar. Now, courtesy of Speaker City, which is slashing prices on everything from beepers to DVD players, give a warm Harrison welcome to my pal and your favorite, Snoop Dogg.