I'm back! [Kicks a woman's shopping cart.] You know it!
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard
Will Ferrell · 44 quotes
Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell
Vince Vaughn · 40 quotes
Mitch Martin
Luke Wilson · 19 quotes
Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor
7 quotes
Blue
Patrick Cranshaw · 3 quotes
Jerry
Simon Helberg · 3 quotes
Marissa
Perrey Reeves · 3 quotes
Waiter
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Mitch Martin & Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell (7), Frank 'The Tank' Ricard & Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell (6), Mitch Martin & Frank 'The Tank' Ricard (3)
Old School quotes
Page 6 of 7I'm so cold...I think I see Blue! He looks glorious.
In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski.
Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.
Mitch is a laywer, buddy. He'll find a way out for us.
No it's cool man, bring your green hat! We're going streaking!
No, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool...bring-bring your green hat, let's go! [at the same party, to one of Snoop's entourage wearing a green hat]
No. That's a piece of crap. What? We stopped selling that six months ago. Lotta Complaints, nice gesture though, I think.
Oh, that's funny to you? You won't be laughing when someone prematurely pops in your face. It stings. And that is now why I have a lazy eye.
Ok ladies, the secret to a good BJ is focus. I don't care if we're talking about your husband of ten years or some hot sailor you met at TGI Fridays, who didn't call me back..
Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he's crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers.
SNOOP!! SNOOP-A-LOOP!!! [upon seeing rapper Snoop Dogg perform at the fraternity party]
Thanks, she's OK
That party that we had last night has given us a lot of street cred.
That's how you do it. That's how you debate.