“He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave...” – Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor, Old School ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Old School 2003

Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor

He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But that's neither here nor there.

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