“True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and...” – Mitch Martin, Old School ... Movie Quotes Database

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

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Mitch Martin At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'why am I holding this 30lb. Cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, 'why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis? Mitch Martin All I want to do is get some **** sleep. Mitch Martin This is my house. I live here, Beanie. I'm 30 years old. None of us are enrolled in the college.