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Ron Burgundy quotes

View Quote What do you think this is? Amateur hour?!
View Quote [while warming up before the news] Unique New York. Unique New York.
View Quote [while warming up before the news] The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.
View Quote [while warming up before the news] The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.
View Quote [while warming up before the news] How now, brown cow? How now, brown cow?
View Quote [while examining his make-up job] AUDREY! Get in here, I look like hell! I've got bags under my eyes! [To Audrey off camera] What's that? Well, if you were a man, I'd punch you. I'd punch you right in the mouth. This is bush. Bush league!
View Quote [while warming up before the news] Thirty seconds? We're on in 30 seconds? We're on air now? I don't believe you.
View Quote Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed a urgent and horrifying news story, and I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!
View Quote Sweet Lincoln's mullet.
View Quote I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right in the babymaker.
View Quote [looking at his reflection in the mirror] Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey, everyone! Come and see how good I look!
View Quote I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.
View Quote [trying to woo Veronica the first time] Hello. I couldn't help but notice you from across the party, and... I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have... the most breathtaking... hiney. I mean that thing is good. I wanna be friends with it. [...] Do you know who I am? [...] I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. [...] People know me. [...] I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
View Quote [yelling at Veronica] What? You read my news? [...] I thought it was a joke. I thought is was funny. I even wrote it down in my diary that night. "Veronica had a very funny joke today." [...] We are through! Through! Because of your actions, you-you scorpion woman!
View Quote I'm Ron Burgundy. You stay classy, San Diego. [repeated line]
View Quote I'm Ron Burgundy. Go **** yourselves, San Diego.
View Quote [talking to Baxter, his dog] Come again? You know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please. What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad, that's amazing.
View Quote [to Baxter] You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. You're so wise. Like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.
View Quote The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show [kisses his biceps] and see if she likes the goods.
View Quote It truly is beauty and the beast... and a rather handsome beast I might add.
View Quote If you want to throw down in fisticuffs, fine, I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waitin' for ya...right here!
View Quote I'm in a glass case of emotion!
View Quote When in Rome......
View Quote I'm proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself thrust into the middle of vicious ****fight.
View Quote [talking to Veronica in his room] I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady [...] Wait, wait, stop that. I can't understand what you're saying. [...] Oh, we're going!
View Quote I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
View Quote Ooh, a formidable scent. It's quite pungent. stings the nostrils. [...] Brian, to be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
View Quote It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice...
View Quote Knights of Columbus, that hurt!
View Quote By the beard of Zeus!
View Quote By the Fishing Skills of Paul Ferguson!
View Quote Great Odin's raven!
View Quote Son of a bee sting!
View Quote Is that you, Baxter? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee. Is this Wilt Chamberlain?
View Quote [after jumping into the kodiak bear pit at the San Diego Zoo] I immediately regret this decision.
View Quote [after the rest of the team state their opposition to his dating Veronica Corningstone] I know that one day we will be married on top of a mountain, and there will to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh......... herbs. And we will dance... until the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band, and we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!
View Quote [singing] Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I'll take you to foggy London town, because you are my little gentleman. [stops singing] Mmm, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling. [throws burrito out the window, where it hits a man on a motorcycle]
View Quote [singing in the bar] Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Phhtt. I make fart noises with my mouth. Phhtt. Phhtt.
View Quote Oop... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it, fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called, uh, jogging. I believe it's 'jogging' or 'yogging.' it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time! It's supposed to be wild.
View Quote I'm going to shoot you with a BB gun. In the, back of the head.
View Quote You woke the bears! Why did you do that?
View Quote [shouting] NEWS TEAM! ASSEMBLE!
View Quote [to Veronica] You're a dirty pirate hooker. [...] Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
View Quote I am a man! I am an ANCHORman! [...] I'm a man who invented the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
View Quote You bitch!!
View Quote You've got a dirty, whorish mouth, that's what you have.
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