John I mean, have you guys at least tried marriage therapy? Ted God, yeah, it was a friggin' disaster. $250 and we didn't learn a goddamn thing. Frank You had sexual intercourse on a pile of raw hamburger meat that we're supposed to sell to the public for their Fourth of July barbecues. Ted I **** her with a pack of Freedent. Then I put it back on the shelf and a senior citizen bought it. Frank That took guts. We need guts. I'm naming the store after you. Ted What's your middle name? Samantha Leslie. Ted Oh, my god! You're Sam L. Jackson! John That's great! I mean, just like Sam L. Jackson.