Officer Jaffe
Do you kids have any idea how fast you were going?
A line from Officer Jaffe
Pull over.
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Officer Jaffe
Uh-huh. Step out of the vehicle. All of you.
Officer Jaffe
Ooh, dangerous. Sounds like he's a... handsome guy.
Officer Jaffe
Yeah, but in a cool way, like Gérard Depardieu.
Officer Jaffe
How dare you! [rippled herself off revealing Dastardly in disguise]
Scenes with Officer Jaffe
1 scene
Daphne
[Meanwhile, the Mystery Machine was still on the road.]
Hurry, Fred! Shaggy and Scooby are in trouble and your shortcut to Dastardly Demolition is taking forever!
Velma
Technically, this route is 73 meters longer than the highway.
Fred
Meters, Velma? I don’t even know what that means. What are we, in Europe? [He steers the van around some passing cars.]
Velma
You know, for the record, it’s a quantitatively superior measurement system. Get with the program, Fred.
Fred
Oh, you mean like your program? [imitates Velma] I’m Velma! Beep boop bop. The world is ones and zeroes.
Velma
Maybe if you spend more time reading books, then…
Daphne
Guys! Stop. Why are we fighting?
Fred, Daphne, and Velma
[realized]
We didn’t eat lunch!
Fred
Oh, we’re just hangry.
Velma
Ever since Shag and Scoob disappeared, there’s been no one to feed us ridiculous sandwiches for breakfast.
Daphne
[sighs]
I miss them.
Fred
Oh, me too. Those little butter spreads on top of the best.
Daphne
No, the guys. Not the sandwiches.
Velma
I miss them, too.
Shaggy [on video]
[Velma pulls out her phone to show some photos of Scooby and Shaggy before coming to a recorded video. It shows Mystery Inc getting ready to take a group selfie.]
Ready?
Scooby [on video]
Ready!
Daphne [on video]
[Everyone made big smiles, unaware that it was on video.]
Okay, Shaggy, take the picture.
Fred [on video]
Hurry up and take it. This hurts my face.
Velma [on video]
Shaggy, you have it on video.
Shaggy [on video]
Oops! Sorry.
Velma
[He turns off the recording. Then, a text appears showing the two with Blue Falcon and Dynomutt.]
Jinkies! Scooby and Shaggy are with Blue Falcon?
Fred
Of course! Blue light, beamed up. That’s the Falcon Fury!
Velma
How do you know so much about superheroes and so little about the metric system?
Fred
Because I am an American man.
Daphne
Oh, I’m so happy they’re okay!
Velma
[Just then, they hear a police siren behind them.]
Oh, no.
Jaffe
[offscreen]
Pull over.
Fred
Oh, boy.
Fred
[They pull over at the side of the road.]
Okay, guys, let me do the talking. I've seen cops like six times. So I know exactly what to say. Good evening, Officer... [As he looked at the officer, it was actually a female officer.]
Daphne
Fred, say something!
Fred
Hi.
Jaffe
Do you kids have any idea how fast you were going? [The racing car speeds passes]
Fred
Was it, uh, too fast?
Daphne
[groans]
Funny story, Officer. We were rushing to capture this evil villain who we thought was trying to kill our friends.
Jaffe
Uh-huh. Step out of the vehicle. All of you.
Velma
[Fred, Daphne and Velma gets out of the Mystery Machine]
You've gotta believe us, Officer. This guy is really dangerous.
Jaffe
Ooh, dangerous. Sounds like he's a... handsome guy.
Daphne
Oh, no, no. Bulbous nose. Huge chin.
Jaffe
Yeah, but in a cool way, like Gérard Depardieu.
Daphne
No, in a super gross way.
Velma
Like a rat and a mound of hair had a baby.
Jaffe
[in Dastardly's voice]
How dare you! [rips herself off, revealing Dastardly]
Daphne and Velma
[In unison, shocked]
Dick Dastardly?!
Fred
[shocked]
I’ve so many… mixed feelings.
Velma
How did you find us?
Dastardly
Oh, let’s just say I had… [opens the front door of the Mystery Machine] ...inside information.
Dastardly
[The red bot climbs out of the Mystery Machine and turns to the scorpion bot. Two more come out of the back of the police cruiser. Wasp bots flew out of the police car as well.]
You have the right to remain silent. [The robots chased after Fred, Daphne and Velma.] And everything you said about my face! [They pin Fred, Daphne and Velma down on the ground.] Will be used against you in a court of claw! [The giant claw from the Mean Machine above comes down and grabs the Mystery Machine going up and the robots takes Fred, Daphne and Velma up to the airship.]
Other characters in Scoob!
Scooby-Doo
Frank Welker
Fred Jones
Zac Efron
Dick Dastardly
Jason Isaacs
Norville "Shaggy" Rogers
Brian Crown / Blue Falcon
Mark Wahlberg
Daphne Blake
Amanda Seyfried
Velma Dinkley
Gina Rodriguez
Dee Dee Skyes
Kiersey Clemons
Dynomutt
Ken Jeong
Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell
Captain Caveman
Tracy Morgan
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