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[Meanwhile, the Mystery Machine was still on the road.]
Daphne: Hurry, Fred! Shaggy and Scooby are in trouble and your shortcut to Dastardly Demolition is taking forever!
Velma: Technically, this route is 73 meters longer than the highway.
Fred: Meters, Velma? I don’t even know what that means. What are we, in Europe? [He steers the van around some passing cars.]
Velma: You know, for the record, it’s a quantitatively superior measurement system. Get with the program, Fred.
Fred: Oh, you mean like your program? [imitates Velma] I’m Velma! Beep boop bop. The world is ones and zeroes.
Velma: Maybe if you spend more time reading books, then…
Daphne: Guys! Stop. Why are we fighting?
Fred, Daphne, and Velma: [realized] We didn’t eat lunch!
Fred: Oh, we’re just hangry.
Velma: Ever since Shag and Scoob disappeared, there’s been no one to feed us ridiculous sandwiches for breakfast.
Daphne: [sighs] I miss them.
Fred: Oh, me too. Those little butter spreads on top of the best.
Daphne: No, the guys. Not the sandwiches.
Velma: I miss them, too.
[Velma pulls out her phone to show some photos of Scooby and Shaggy before coming to a recorded video. It shows Mystery Inc getting ready to take a group selfie.]
Shaggy [on video]: Ready?
Scooby [on video]: Ready!
[Everyone made big smiles, unaware that it was on video.]
Daphne [on video]: Okay, Shaggy, take the picture.
Fred [on video]: Hurry up and take it. This hurts my face.
Velma [on video]: Shaggy, you have it on video.
Shaggy [on video]: Oops! Sorry.
[He turns off the recording. Then, a text appears showing the two with Blue Falcon and Dynomutt.]
Velma: Jinkies! Scooby and Shaggy are with Blue Falcon?
Fred: Of course! Blue light, beamed up. That’s the Falcon Fury!
Velma: How do you know so much about superheroes and so little about the metric system?
Fred: Because I am an American man.
Daphne: Oh, I’m so happy they’re okay!
[Just then, they hear a police siren behind them.]
Velma: Oh, no.
Jaffe: [offscreen] Pull over.
Fred: Oh, boy.
[They pull over at the side of the road.]
Fred: Okay, guys, let me do the talking. I've seen cops like six times. So I know exactly what to say. Good evening, Officer... [As he looked at the officer, it was actually a female officer.]
Daphne: Fred, say something!
Fred: Hi.
Jaffe: Do you kids have any idea how fast you were going? [The racing car speeds passes]
Fred: Was it, uh, too fast?
Daphne: [groans] Funny story, Officer. We were rushing to capture this evil villain who we thought was trying to kill our friends.
Jaffe: Uh-huh. Step out of the vehicle. All of you.
[Fred, Daphne and Velma gets out of the Mystery Machine]
Velma: You've gotta believe us, Officer. This guy is really dangerous.
Jaffe: Ooh, dangerous. Sounds like he's a... handsome guy.
Daphne: Oh, no, no. Bulbous nose. Huge chin.
Jaffe: Yeah, but in a cool way, like Gérard Depardieu.
Daphne: No, in a super gross way.
Velma: Like a rat and a mound of hair had a baby.
Jaffe: [in Dastardly's voice] How dare you! [rips herself off, revealing Dastardly]
Daphne and Velma: [In unison, shocked] Dick Dastardly?!
Fred: [shocked] I’ve so many… mixed feelings.
Velma: How did you find us?
Dastardly: Oh, let’s just say I had… [opens the front door of the Mystery Machine] ...inside information.
[The red bot climbs out of the Mystery Machine and turns to the scorpion bot. Two more come out of the back of the police cruiser. Wasp bots flew out of the police car as well.]
Dastardly: You have the right to remain silent. [The robots chased after Fred, Daphne and Velma.] And everything you said about my face! [They pin Fred, Daphne and Velma down on the ground.] Will be used against you in a court of claw! [The giant claw from the Mean Machine above comes down and grabs the Mystery Machine going up and the robots takes Fred, Daphne and Velma up to the airship.]
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