Amanda Seyfried movie quotes

View Quote I'm kind of psychic...I have a fifth sense! It's like I have ESPN or something...my breasts can always tell when it's going to rain... [Cady: Really? Um, wow.] [Karen] Well...they can tell when it's raining.

View Quote Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles... And I'm sorry for telling everyone... And I'm sorry for repeating it just now.

View Quote [Standing outside while raining] It's 68 degrees [feels breasts], and there's a 30% chance that it's already raining!

View Quote Hey, get off of him!

View Quote Is the bad guy my dad?

View Quote Funny story, Officer. We were rushing to capture this evil villain who we thought was trying to kill our friends.

View Quote (about Sophie to Charlie) Her mother chose to leave her. You always knew your parents loved you.

View Quote (to Charlie) How many Sophies do you think there are on this planet? Don't wait fifty years like I did.

View Quote (to Sophie) Charlie doesn't approve, which makes it all the more fun.

View Quote Samantha: Do I have "**** me" eyes?
Ted: No, you have "Give me the ring, my precious" eyes.

View Quote Ted: What's your middle name?
Samantha: Leslie.
Ted: Oh, my god! You're Sam L. Jackson!
John: That's great! I mean, just like Sam L. Jackson.
Samantha: Who is that?
Ted: You ever seen any movie ever? He's the black guy.

View Quote Samantha: Can either of you tell me who wrote The Great Gatsby?
John: Judy Blume?
Ted: Hitler?
Samantha: F. Scott Fitzgerald.
John: Who's that?
Samantha: The author.
John: Well, why are you saying **** him?
Samantha: What?
Ted: You just said F. Scott Fitzgerald. I mean, what would Scott Fitzgerald do to you?
John: Yeah.
Samantha: No, that's his first name.
Ted: [confused] His name's "**** Scott Fitzgerald"?
Samantha: What? No!
John: Well, what does the "F" stand for?
Samantha: Francis.
Ted: No, it's got to be "****".
John: It must be "****".
Ted: It's got to be "****".
John: It has to be "****".
Samantha: Why the hell would it be "****"?
John: Well, 'cause otherwise, why wouldn't he just say it?
Ted: Yeah, he's hiding something. It's "****". It's "****," it's "****."
Samantha: That's completely insane. You guys are idiots.
Ted: Yeah, well, whatever. Ted Clubber Lang. Get used to it.

View Quote [repeated line] Ozzy, no kisses.

View Quote [to Nim] I'm not from this world.

View Quote [to Nod] Hi. M.K. Yeah.

View Quote Sophie: Um... I've invited my dad to my wedding.
Lisa: You are joking!
Ali: You found him?
Sophie: No no no no no no! Not exactly.

View Quote Sophie: You took mom's guitar!
Harry Bright: Um no, no I borrowed it. I bought her this. It cost me ten quid plus my Johnny Rotten T-shirt. See here - where is it? Ah yes. DS: Donna Sheridan. and HB: Head Banger.

View Quote Sophie: [reading Donna's diary] We danced on the beach, kissed on the beach and dot, dot, dot.

View Quote Catherine Stewart: Please leave me alone. I’m sorry I hurt you. You’re beautiful. You’re amazing. You really are...
Chloe: Then kiss me.

View Quote Chloe: [Calling Catherine in her clinic] Hello Catherine.
Catherine Stewart: Where are you?
Chloe: I'm in your waiting room. Didn't you see me when you came in? [camera pans to Chloe, standing in the doorway]

View Quote Chloe: Dr. Catherine is your mom?
Michael Stewart: My mom is your gynecologist?

View Quote Do I really want to spend my life trying not to die by mistake?

View Quote Sylvia Weis: What have we got?
Will Salas: A day. You can do a lot in a day.

View Quote Philippe Weis: You'd steal from your own father.
Sylvia Weis: Is it stealing if it's already stolen?

View Quote Actions have consequences, Andrew.

View Quote I've got a really good feeling about this, Millie.

View Quote Nina Winchester: You didn't deserve any of this.
Millie Calloway: Neither did you.

View Quote You know, me and Jamie, always wondered how are we gonna get old? And the answer is... just like everyone else.