I have brought this all on myself because I was a stupid, reckless little slut!
Don't you sound like your mother!
I have brought this all on myself because I was a stupid, reckless little slut!
Don't you sound like your mother!
Look at my baby, her whole life ahead of her.
Great couple of role models you are for Sophie. Serial bride and little hermit over here.
I grew up.
Well, grow back down then!
I will not be muscled out by an e... jaculation.
I'd better be dreaming, you'd better not be here.
You want me to pinch you, Donna?
I'd better be dreaming, you'd better not be here.
I'm gonna arrange for a boat to take you all back to the mainland.
I have a boat, Donna.
You have a boat? Good, get on it! And anchors away.
Donna...
Away away.
Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it's my mother.
The thing about the toilet... if it doesn't flush right away, then go and come back and it'll... nothing works around here except for me.
Wh-wh what are you all doing here?
I'm writing a travel piece.
I- I'm on a spontaneous holiday.
I-I-I I just dropped in to say... hi.
And a welcome to Donna, who's representing her side of the family.
And a welcome to... Sophie's dad... He's here.
I know, I invited him.
How could you? I don't know which one it is... OH MY GOD... that's why they're here!
I'm sorry, please forgive me!
I don't know... Can you forgive me?
What? I don't care if you slept with hundreds of men. You're my mother and I love you.
Oh, Sophie... And I haven't slept with hundreds of men...
Bright. Harry Bright.
Bugger.
My sentiments exactly.
What would the father of the bride normally do?
Pay.
Though my dad drew the line at my 3rd.