Tanya
[to Sophie]
I bet you don't remember me.
Rosie
Not with all that plastic surgery.
Scenes with Tanya
10 scenes Tanya
Rosie
Tanya
Down big fella, I'm old enough to be your mother!
Rosie
Grandmother.
Rosie
[to Donna, holding up Tanya's underwear]
Does she wear it or floss with it?
Tanya
Floss you!
Donna
Is it edible Tanya?
Donna
I grew up.
Tanya
Well, grow back down then!
Tanya
[before singing 'Does Your Mother Know']
Little boys who play with fire get their fingers burnt.
Tanya
[talking about Donna's money troubles and her life in general]
Yeah, but are you being taken care of?
Donna
What do you mean?
Tanya
Are you getting any?
Donna
Oh, you mean... [turns on the screw driver] Down, boy.
Harry Bright
What would the father of the bride normally do?
Tanya
Pay.
Tanya
[beat]
Though my dad drew the line at my 3rd.
Tanya
This fricking yoga made my feet bigger.
Donna
[about the possible dads]
I have brought this all on myself because I was a stupid, reckless little slut!
Tanya
Don't you sound like your mother!
Tanya
[after a crack loudly appears in the courtyard after "Money, Money, Money]
What happened?
Donna
[laughs]
Didja feel it? The Earth moved, darling. We're falling apart here.
Tanya
[she snatches the bottle of champagne from Tanya's hands and walks off]
Don't think about it. C'mon. Let's go have fun...
