Karen On Wednesdays we wear pink!
6th most-quoted character in Mean Girls (2004): in 23 of its 180 quotes
Most scenes with: Gretchen (10), Regina (7), Cady (4)
I'm kind of psychic...I have a fifth sense! It's like I have ESPN or something...my breasts can always tell when it's going to rain... [Cady: Really? Um, wow.] [Karen] Well...they can tell when it's raining.
More lines from Karen
7 quotes Karen Karen [Standing outside while raining]
It's 68 degrees [feels breasts], and there's a 30% chance that it's already raining!
Karen Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles... And I'm sorry for telling everyone... And I'm sorry for repeating it just now.
Karen [Cady: You must be good at something.] [Replies]
I can put my whole fist in my mouth! Want to see?
Karen I can't go out...(cough cough) I'm sick
Karen You know who's lookin' fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski. [Gretchen: He's your cousin!] (to Gretchen, regarding Seth) Yeah, but he's my first cousin...see you got your cousins, then your first cousins... [Gretchen looks at her pityingly] ...that's not right is it? [Gretchen shakes head no] Seethhh!!!! [runs after seth]
Karen So if you're from Africa...why are you white?
Scenes with Karen
15 scenes Karen Ma'am, do you have this in the next size up?
Saleslady
Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3 and 5. You could try Sears.
Karen Why are you dressed so scary?
It's Halloween.
Karen If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.
Karen Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?
I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you're so stupid!
You're not stupid, Karen.
Karen No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything.
Well... there must be something you're good at.
Karen I can stick my whole fist in my mouth. Wanna see?
No no no... Anything else?
Karen Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
What do you mean?
Karen It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
Really? That's amazing.
Karen Well... they can tell when it's raining.
Karen [on the phone, thinks she flashed over]
Oh my god, she's so annoying.
Who is?
Karen Who's this?
Gretchen...
Karen Right... hold on.
Karen [Karen flashes over]
Oh my god, she's so annoying.
Karen [trying to avoid plans with Regina]
I can't go out.
Karen [faux coughs softly]
I'm sick.
Boo, you whore.
[Gretchen arrives at Karen's house, dressed in a cat suit with cat ears. Karen's in a skimpy short dress]
What are you supposed to be?
Karen [Points to her headband]
I'm a MOUSE. Duh!
Karen God. My hips are huge!
Oh please. I hate my calves.
At least you guys can wear halters. I've got man shoulders.
[voiceover]
I used to think there was just fat and skinny. But apparently there's lots of things that can be wrong on your body.
My hairline is so weird.
My pores are huge.
Karen My nail beds suck.
Karen Ew...
Karen You know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.
Okay, you did not just say that.
Karen What? He's a good kisser.
He's your cousin.
Karen Yeah, but he's my first cousin.
Right.
Karen So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...
No, honey, nuh-uh.
Karen That's not right, is it?
That is so not right.
Regina, we have to talk to you.
Is butter a carb?
Yes.
Regina, you're wearing sweatpants. It's Monday.
So...?
Karen So that's against the rules, and you can't sit with us.
Whatever. Those rules aren't real.
Karen They were real that day I wore a vest!
Because that vest was disgusting!
You can't sit with us!
Karen You've already slept with him.
But you do have to watch out for "frenemies".
What are "frenemies"?
Frenemies are enemies who act like friends. We call them "frenemies".
Karen Or "enemends".
Or friends who secretly hate you, we call them "fraitors".
Karen [gasps]
What if we called them "mean-em-aitors"?
[scoffs]
No, honey, it has to have the word "friend" in it.
Karen Oh...
Karen [after being dumped by Aaron, Regina is crying and holding hands with Gretchen and Karen in her bedroom]
Did he say why?
Who?
He said some guy on the baseball team.
Karen Baseball team?
I gave him EVERYTHING. I was half a virgin when I met him!
Karen You want to do something fun?
Karen [looks enlightened]
You want to go to Taco Bell?
I CAN'T GO TO TACO BELL, I'M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!
[stomps off]
Oh my God, there's Jason! *gasp* And he's with Taylor Wedell!
Karen I heard they're going out.
Wait, Jason's not going out with Taylor...no, he cannot blow you off like that. He is such a little skeaze. Give me your phone.
You're not going to call him, right?
Do you think I'm an idiot?
Caller ID!
Not when you connect from information.
Taylor's Mom
Hello?
Hi, may I please speak to Taylor Wedell?
Taylor's Mom
She's not in right now, whose calling?
Oh, this is Susan from Planned Parenthood. I have her test results, if you could have her give me a call as soon as she can, it's urgent, thank you. [Taylor's mom faints] She's not going out with anyone.
Okay, that was so fetch.
Other characters in Mean Girls
Cady
Lindsay Lohan
Regina
Rachel McAdams
Janis
Lizzy Caplan
Gretchen
Lacey Chabert
Damian
Daniel Franzese
Mr. Duvall
Tim Meadows
Kevin Gnapoor
Rajiv Surendra
Mrs. George
Amy Poehler
Ms. Norbury
Tina Fey
Betsy Heron
Chip Heron
Jason
Daniel DeSanto
Bethany Byrd
Stefanie Drummond
Short Girl
Kristen Bone
