Regina I know what "homeschooled" is, I'm not ret***ed.
Played by Rachel McAdams 
Mean Girls (2004) · 180 quotes
Mean Girls (2004) · 180 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Mean Girls (2004): in 44 of its 180 quotes
Most scenes with: Cady (18), Gretchen (11), Karen (7)
Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
More lines from Regina
13 quotes Regina Regina [repeated line]
I know, right?
Regina Do you know what people say about you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me. So don't try to act all innocent. You can take that fake apology and shove it straight up your hairy little- [gets hit by a schoolbus]
Regina Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Regina I gave him everything...I was half a virgin when I met him!
Regina I know she's kind of socially **** and weird, but she's my friend...so, just promise me you wont make fun of her!
Regina Boo, you whore!
Regina Is butter a carb?
Regina How do you bring Gretchen to a party at my house and then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us three days later? She's not interested! (To Cady) Do you want to have sex with him? (Cady says, "No thank you") Good. Then it's settled, so you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.
Regina I want to lose three pounds.
Regina (to Jason)
Why are you such a skeez?
Regina Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's NOT going to happen!
Regina Mom, please stop talking.
Scenes with Regina
30 scenes Regina She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?
Shane Oman You're right, hon.
Regina I, like, invented her, you know what I mean?
Hey!
Regina Why were you talking to Janis Ian?
I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just came up to me and started talking to me about crack.
Regina She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous. But then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like "Why didn't you call me back?". And I'd be like "Why are you so obsessed with me?". So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like "Janis, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian". I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a lesbian. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so ****. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
Shane Oman Why are you eating a Kälteen bar?
Regina I'm starving.
Shane Oman Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.
Regina What?
Shane Oman They make you gain weight like crazy.
Regina Motherf - [spits out candy bar and screams]
Regina Wait, so you've never been to a real school before? [Cady shakes her head] Shut up. Shut up!
I didn't say anything.
Regina To find out that everyone hates me? I don't care!
Wait, Regina, just listen!
Regina No! Do you know what everyone says about you? Hmm? They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak, that's a less hot version of me! Yeah! So don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy- [Regina gets hit by a bus]
Joan the Secretary And finally, the nominees for 'Spring Fling Queen'! Regina George...
Joan the Secretary [class applauds]
Gretchen Wieners.
Joan the Secretary [class applauds and Gretchen responds breathlessly]
Janis Ian.
Regina [class applauds] [Confused]
What is happening to the world?
Damien!
Joan the Secretary And finally, Cady Heron!
I didn't put you in there...
Regina But you're, like, really pretty.
Thank you.
Regina So you agree?
What?
Regina You think you're really pretty?
Regina Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?
Lea Edwards It was my mom's in the '80s.
Regina Vintage, so adorable.
Lea Edwards Thanks.
Regina [after girl walks away]
That is the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen.
Regina I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.
Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?
Regina I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you're so stupid!
Wait, Regina! Talk to me!
Regina No one understands me...
I understand you!
Regina Why don't I know you?
I'm new. I just moved here from Africa.
Regina What?
I used to be home-schooled.
Regina Wait... what?
My mom taught me at home...
Regina No, I know what home-school is, I'm not ****. So you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up. Shut up!
I didn't say anything.
Regina Still true.
Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin.
Regina Still half-true.
Regina Boo, you whore.
Is your muffin buttered?
What?
Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
My what?
Regina Is he bothering you? Jason, why are you such a skeaze?
I'm just being friendly.
Regina Jason, you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?
No, thank you.
Regina Good. So it's settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.
Regina [Regina, Karen, Gretchen and Cady listening to Katy Rose's Overdrive]
Cady, do you even know who sings this?
Um... the Spice Girls?
Regina [laughs]
I love her. She's like a Martian.
That is so fetch!
Regina Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!
God. My hips are huge!
Oh please. I hate my calves.
Regina At least you guys can wear halters. I've got man shoulders.
[voiceover]
I used to think there was just fat and skinny. But apparently there's lots of things that can be wrong on your body.
My hairline is so weird.
Regina My pores are huge.
My nail beds suck.
Ew...
I think I'm joining the Mathletes.
Regina, Gretchen, and Karen
NO! No, no!
Regina You cannot do that. That is social suicide. Damn! You are so lucky you have us to guide you.
Regina, we have to talk to you.
Regina Is butter a carb?
Yes.
Regina, you're wearing sweatpants. It's Monday.
Regina So...?
So that's against the rules, and you can't sit with us.
Regina Whatever. Those rules aren't real.
They were real that day I wore a vest!
Regina Because that vest was disgusting!
You can't sit with us!
Regina [pause]
These sweatpants are all that fit me right now.
Regina [after being ignored]
Fine. You can walk home, bitches!
Regina [bursting in]
What is this?!
So, are you gonna send any candy canes?
Regina No. I don't send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, biatch. Love ya, bye! *blows kiss*
I'm a cool mom! Right, Regina?
Regina [smiling]
Please stop talking!
Wow. Your house is really nice.
Regina I know, right?
Regina 120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that?
Uh, 48 into 120?
Regina I'm only eating foods with less than 30 percent calories from fat.
It's 40 percent. Well 48 over 120 equals X over 100 and then you cross multiply and get the value of X.
Regina Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.
Regina [deleted scene]
We do not have a clique problem at this school.
But you do have to watch out for "frenemies".
Regina What are "frenemies"?
Frenemies are enemies who act like friends. We call them "frenemies".
Or "enemends".
Or friends who secretly hate you, we call them "fraitors".
Regina [rolls eyes]
That is so gay.
Regina [scoffs]
No, honey, it has to have the word "friend" in it.
Oh...
[after being dumped by Aaron, Regina is crying and holding hands with Gretchen and Karen in her bedroom]
Did he say why?
Regina [sniffling]
Somebody told him about Shane Oman.
Who?
Regina He said some guy on the baseball team.
Baseball team?
Regina I gave him EVERYTHING. I was half a virgin when I met him!
You want to do something fun?
Regina I CAN'T GO TO TACO BELL, I'M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!
[stomps off]
Oh my God, there's Jason! *gasp* And he's with Taylor Wedell!
I heard they're going out.
Regina Wait, Jason's not going out with Taylor...no, he cannot blow you off like that. He is such a little skeaze. Give me your phone.
You're not going to call him, right?
Regina Do you think I'm an idiot?
Regina [dials phone]
Wedell on South Boulevard.
Caller ID!
Regina Not when you connect from information.
Taylor's Mom
Hello?
Regina Hi, may I please speak to Taylor Wedell?
Taylor's Mom
She's not in right now, whose calling?
Regina Oh, this is Susan from Planned Parenthood. I have her test results, if you could have her give me a call as soon as she can, it's urgent, thank you. [Taylor's mom faints] She's not going out with anyone.
Okay, that was so fetch.
(voiceover)
The weird thing about hanging out with Regina was that I could hate her, and at the same time, I still wanted her to like me.
Regina OK. You have really good eyebrows.
Thanks.
Regina (pushing Gretchen)
Move.
(voiceover)
Same with Gretchen. The meaner Regina was to her, the more Gretchen tried to win Regina back. She knew it was better to be in The Plastics, hating life, than to not be in at all. Because being with The Plastics was like being famous. People looked at you all the time, and everybody just knew stuff about you.
That new girl moved here from Africa.
I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip-flops, so I bought army pants and flip-flops.
That Cady girl is hot. She might even be hotter than Regina George.
I hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again. The two were seen canoodling at Chris Eisel’s Halloween party. They’ve been inseparable ever since.
Regina To find out that everyone hates me? I don’t care!
Regina, please! Regina, stop!
Regina (turns to Cady and screams as she walks toward her)
Do you know what everyone says about you? They say that you’re nothing but a home-schooled jungle freak, who happens to be a less hot version of me! Yeah! So don’t bother trying to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology and shove it right up your hairy— (gets hit by a bus)
(voiceover)
And that's how Regina George died. No, I’m totally kidding. But the fact is, she did get hurt. Some girls say they saw her head go all the way around. But that's just a rumor. Some people swear they saw me push her right in front of the bus. That was an even worse rumor.
Regina! Wow, you look really beautiful.
Regina I’m wearing a spinal halo.
Look, I’m really sorry about the bus. I feel like it’s all my fault.
Regina Stop making this about you. I’m the one that got hit by the bus.
I’m really sorry about all the other stuff, too.
Regina Okay, I’m going to forgive you because I’m a very Zen person… and I’m on a lot of pain medication right now. (Cady smiles) You know, Aaron really does like you. He’s always talking about how unusual you are and it really pissed me off. Like this one time, I got this really expensive doll house from Germany, but I never played with it. So my mom wanted to give it to my cousin. But even though I didn’t want it…
You begged your mom to let you keep it?
Regina No. I threw it down the stairs. (they giggle) I didn’t want anyone else to have it. But that’s just me.
Regina! They’re about to announce the queen. (sees Cady) Hello.
Regina Can you believe my f-ing mom is here? (they giggle) Bye. (waves)
Other characters in Mean Girls
Cady
Lindsay Lohan
Janis
Lizzy Caplan
Gretchen
Lacey Chabert
Damian
Daniel Franzese
Karen
Amanda Seyfried
Mr. Duvall
Tim Meadows
Kevin Gnapoor
Rajiv Surendra
Mrs. George
Amy Poehler
Ms. Norbury
Tina Fey
Betsy Heron
Chip Heron
Jason
Daniel DeSanto
Bethany Byrd
Stefanie Drummond
Short Girl
Kristen Bone
