Lisa Reisert Not in my house!
Played by Rachel McAdams 
Red Eye (2005) · 18 quotes
Red Eye (2005) · 18 quotes
Most-quoted character in Red Eye (2005): in 13 of its 18 quotes
Most scenes with: Jackson Rippner (7)
Where's your male-driven fact-based logic now Jack?
More lines from Lisa Reisert
4 quotes Lisa Reisert Lisa Reisert What good have they done me so far?
Lisa Reisert That it would never happen again.
Lisa Reisert Well, what you can do is fill out a comment card, then when you're done you can go and shove it up your ass!
Scenes with Lisa Reisert
8 scenes Lisa It happened in a parking lot, the scar, two years ago, in the middle of the day. He held a knife to my throat the whole time. Ever since I've been trying to convince myself of one thing over and over.
That it was beyond your control.
Lisa No, that it would never happen again.
Lisa Um… no, it’s… I’m okay.
If I can guess.
Lisa Okay.
Um… I’m feeling vodka. Definitely sweetened. Um… Cosmo. No, way too common, um… Screwdriver. No, way too boring. So that leaves me with the simplicity of the grapefruit or the complexity of the pineapple. Grapefruit, Sea Breeze.
Are you all right?
Lisa If I say yes, are you gonna ask me if I’m sure?
No, no, that’s your dad’s department.
Lisa Yeah, I’m fine, I… earlier today I had some cheap wine at the funeral, and combined with the cheap vodka… I blame you for that part.
Well, I feel terrible now.
Lisa You should.
Oh, I do.
Lisa Reisert So what is it you do?
Government overthrows, flashy high-profile assassinations. The usual.
Lisa Reisert O.K. Why don't you just tell me what you do?
I already did.
Lisa Reisert Is it Jack for short?
No. I haven't gone by Jack since I was ten years old. [pause] Last name's Rippner.
Lisa Reisert Jack Rippner... Jack theee... oooohhhh.
There you go.
Lisa Reisert That wasn't very nice of your parents.
That's what I told them. Before I killed them.
Lisa And I need my purse.
Not that much!
Lisa Reisert Please, just stop whoever's outside my dad's house!
I already have, by twice intercepting these little communiques! You know, if they'd have fallen into the hands of a by-the-book stewardess, she'd have gone straight to the cockpit and we'd have landed somewhere else! If that happens, Leese, our guy in the BMW's gonna know about it, so do Dad a favor and stop gambling with his life!
Marianne Taylor
[after the bomb incident at Lux Atlantic]
Lisa! Do you have any idea what we've been through? First, there was no reservation. [smiles forcedly at Cynthia] Then, our ceiling exploded. I got chunks of plaster all over me. I could get asthma.
Lisa Reisert I'm so sorry, Mrs. Taylor. Is there anything we can do to make it up to you?
Marianne Taylor
Yes. Start by cleaning house. Get rid of her. She is completely useless.
Bob Taylor Absolutely. And cheeky, too.
Lisa Reisert I see. Well... [she looks over at Cynthia, then to the Taylors] Here's what you can do. You can fill out a comment card at our front desk.
Marianne Taylor
A comment card? [indignantly to Bob] She asked us to fill out a comment card.
Bob Taylor You want us to fill out a comment card?
Lisa Reisert Yes, I do. And after you've finished, you can go ahead and just shove it up your ass.
Cynthia [both Taylors are struck dumb by this sentence]
Yeah. [as she walks away with Lisa, arm in arm] You are so my hero.
Lisa Reisert Let's open the bar.
Cynthia Champagne?
Lisa Reisert Oh, anything but a bay breeze.
