John
Fondue set.
Claire
Excuse me?
John
The present you're holding is a sterling silver fondue set. John Ryan. (puts out hand to shake)
Claire
Claire Cleary. Uh, so how do you know that?
John
Well, I'm a psychic.
Claire
You're psychic?
John
I am.
Claire
Really?
John
Yes.
Claire
What's that one.
John
Knife set. German, very nice.
Claire
Hmm..and that?
John
Cotton linens, Egyptian.
Claire
Ooooh, what about that?
John
Oh, I'll go all day. Place settings, candle sticks, crystal stemware, which they'll probably never use 'cause it's crystal stemware.
Claire
Okay, how about that?
John
This, uh, massage oils and a book on tantra probably from a wacky aunt.
Claire
Let's check.
John
Who's it from?
Claire
Aunt Milly.
John
Yes!
Claire
Well, you--you have a gift.
John
I know, unfortunately my powers only apply to useless consumer products.
Claire
Well, you know if the police are missing a Belgium waffle maker, you could, um, give them a hand.
