A character in Mean Girls (2004)

Jason quotes from Mean Girls (2004)

Daniel DeSanto

In 4 of the 180 quotes from Mean Girls (2004)
Most scenes with: Cady (2), Regina (2)

Scenes with Jason

4 scenes
Jason
[reading from the Burn Book]

Trang Pak made out with Coach Carr! And so did Sun Jin Dinh!

Trang Pak
[in Vietnamese]

You little slut!

Sun Jin Dinh

You're the slut!
[both start swearing in Vietnamese]

Jason

Is your muffin buttered?

Cady

What?

Jason

Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?

Cady

My what?

Is he bothering you? Jason, why are you such a skeaze?

Jason

I'm just being friendly.

[whispers]

You were supposed to call me last night!

Jason, you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?

Cady

No, thank you.

Good. So it's settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.

Jason
[whispers]

Bitch...

Jason

Did you see a nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!

Student

Yeah, that's true dude...

Cady
(voiceover)

The weird thing about hanging out with Regina was that I could hate her, and at the same time, I still wanted her to like me.

OK. You have really good eyebrows.

Cady

Thanks.

(pushing Gretchen)

Move.

Cady
(voiceover)

Same with Gretchen. The meaner Regina was to her, the more Gretchen tried to win Regina back. She knew it was better to be in The Plastics, hating life, than to not be in at all. Because being with The Plastics was like being famous. People looked at you all the time, and everybody just knew stuff about you.

That new girl moved here from Africa.

I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip-flops, so I bought army pants and flip-flops.

Jason

That Cady girl is hot. She might even be hotter than Regina George.

I hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again. The two were seen canoodling at Chris Eisel’s Halloween party. They’ve been inseparable ever since.

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