“Is your muffin buttered?” – Jason, Mean Girls ... Movie Quotes Database

Jason

Is your muffin buttered?

Cady

What?

Jason

Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?

Cady

My what?

Regina

Is he bothering you? Jason, why are you such a skeaze?

Jason

I'm just being friendly.

Gretchen

[whispers]

You were supposed to call me last night!

Regina

Jason, you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?

Cady

No, thank you.

Regina

Good. So it's settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.

Jason

[whispers]

Bitch...

In this scene

Cady Lindsay Lohan More Cady quotes →

Regina Rachel McAdams More Regina quotes →

Gretchen Lacey Chabert More Gretchen quotes →

Jason Daniel DeSanto More Jason quotes →

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