Bethany Byrd quotes from Mean Girls (2004)

Janis

Regina George... How do I begin to explain Regina George?

Regina George is flawless.

She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.

I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.

I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.

Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.

Short Girl

One time she met John Stamos on a plane.

- and he told her she was pretty.

Bethany Byrd

One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.

Bethany Byrd

Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons... but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!

Mr. Duvall

... yeah, I can't do this.

The weird thing about hanging out with Regina was that I could hate her, and at the same time, I still wanted her to like me.

Regina

OK. You have really good eyebrows.

Thanks.

Regina

Move.

Same with Gretchen. The meaner Regina was to her, the more Gretchen tried to win Regina back. She knew it was better to be in The Plastics, hating life, than to not be in at all. Because being with The Plastics was like being famous. People looked at you all the time, and everybody just knew stuff about you.

Short girl

That new girl moved here from Africa.

Bethany Byrd

I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip-flops, so I bought army pants and flip-flops.

Jason

That Cady girl is hot. She might even be hotter than Regina George.

Mr. Duvall

I hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again. The two were seen canoodling at Chris Eisel’s Halloween party. They’ve been inseparable ever since.