Samantha : Can either of you tell me who wrote The Great Gatsby ? John : Judy Blume? Ted : Hitler? Samantha : F. Scott Fitzgerald. John : Who's that? Samantha : The author. John : Well, why are you saying **** him? Samantha : What? Ted : You just said F. Scott Fitzgerald. I mean, what would Scott Fitzgerald do to you? John : Yeah. Samantha : No, that's his first name. Ted : [confused] His name's "**** Scott Fitzgerald"? Samantha : What? No! John : Well, what does the "F" stand for? Samantha : Francis. Ted : No, it's got to be "****". John : It must be "****". Ted : It's got to be "****". John : It has to be "****". Samantha : Why the hell would it be "****"? John : Well, 'cause otherwise, why wouldn't he just say it? Ted : Yeah, he's hiding something. It's "****". It's "****," it's "****." Samantha : That's completely insane. You guys are idiots. Ted : Yeah, well, whatever. Ted Clubber Lang. Get used to it.

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