Nebraska (2013) · 12 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Nebraska (2013): in 5 of its 12 quotes
Most scenes with: Kate Grant (3), Woody Grant (2)
That's Ed Pegram singing. [to Woody] Did you know that he was always trying to get in my bloomers?
David Grant Jesus Mom! Was the whole town trying to seduce you?
These boys grow up staring at the rear ends of cows and pigs, it's only natural that a real woman will get them chafing their pants.
There's Woody's little sister, Rose. She was only nineteen when she was killed in a car wreck near Wausa. What a whore!
David Grant Mom!
Nah, I liked Rose, but my God, she was a slut.
David Grant C'mon...
I'm just telling you the truth!
David Grant Where's your family?
Oh, they're over in the Catholic cemetery. Catholics wouldn't be caught dead around all these damn Lutherans. [approaches another tombstone] Here's Delmer, Woody's cousin, he was a drunk. One time we were wrestling and he felt me up. Grabbed a handful of boob and Woody was right there and didn't have a clue, did ya Woody?
Does he have Alzheimer's?
David Grant No, he just believes what people tell him.
That's too bad.
Why do you want meatloaf if it isn't even on the dinner menu?
'Cause I like it.
What can I get you?
Do you have any meatloaf?
No, that's only part of our lunch specials.
He'll have the chicken.
Fried or grilled?
Fried.
He'll have it grilled. I think I'd like the roast beef, but I'm not entirely sure. What do you recommend?
Everything's all good ma'am, but I especially like the tilapia.
Oh, then I'll have the roast beef.
David Grant I'll have the tilapia.
I can give you a free gift. Would you like a hat or a seat cushion?
David Grant Dad? Do you want a hat or a seat cushion?
I'll take a hat.
