A character in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013)

Steve quotes from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013)

Neil Patrick Harris
A line from Steve [spasming after the food animals chuck him back out of said teleporter]

BANANA! BANANA! [attacks Flint]

More lines from Steve

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Scenes with Steve

8 scenes
Shrimpanzee
[snatches Steve's though device]

Shrimpanzee!

Steve the Monkey
[snatches it back]

Steve!

Shrimpanzee
[snatches Steve's though device again]

Shrimpanzee!

Steve
[snatches it back]

Steve!

Shrimpanzee
[snatches Steve's though device once more]

Shrimpanzee!

Steve
[rips it out of the shrimpanzee's grasp then pushes said shrimpanzee overboard]

Shove. [dancing] STEVE!

Flint
[Flint and his friends are walking in the Breakfast Bog, getting close to the FLDSMDFR.]

Almost there. The FLDSMDFR should be across this syrup bog.

Brent
[awed]

This is syrup? Syrup is my favorite. [smacks a mosquitoast] Darn mosquitoasts!

Chester

Don’t worry, man baby. They, like all the other abominable food monsters, will soon be no more.

Sam

Wait, Flint! What if we’re making... a big mistake?

Flint

Mistake?

Sam

About shutting off the FLDSMDFR. Some of these creatures, they’re incredible!

Chester

Incredibly dangerous! We were just attacked by a giant Tacodile!

Flint

He’s right, Sam. I mean, we were almost eaten by a cheese spider.

Sam

It doesn’t mean we have to destroy all of them. Some of the food’s actually been... friendly.

Manny

It is true. The dessert creatures are especially sweet.

Flint

Okay. Maybe we– [Barb smacks him] Argh!

Barb

Mosquitoast! Was gonna bite you.

Chester

See? Even the tiniest creatures are attacking us.

Sam

The only reason they're biting is because of the drop of barometric pressure. Bugs do that before a storm. [refers to the storm clouds] And by the look of those nimbostratus clouds–

Chester

Miss Sparks, we are not talking about the weather. [hits Flint in the tracking helmet] We are talking about food here. Dangerous food that does not have human emotion.

Flint
[A mosquitoast landed on his nose and Barb flicks it out]

Ow!

Chester

Food that are not friendly! [slaps Flint in the face and holds his helmet] FOOD THAT CANNOT LOVE!! [slaps Flint again and pinched his lips]

Sam

Flint, we should be studying the food animals, not killing them. What if he's wrong?

Chester
[beat] [to Flint]

The choice is yours, son - live up to your full potential or walk away and let the food monsters destroy Lady Liberty.

Flint

Sam, finding that FLDSMDFR and saving the world, that's what matters.

Sam
[shocked and hurt]

Really? Our opinion doesn't matter?

Flint

Of course, it does! Yes! Yes, it matters, but... just... just not right now.

Brent

Uh, oh!

Earl

Wrong answer!

Steve

Toast!

Sam
[angry]

Yeah!? [takes the drawn vest sticky note off the drawing of Sparkswood] Well, I guess this doesn't matter, either, young Lockwood. [pinned the sticky note on Flint’s shirt] I’ll just... see you back on the boat. [drops the drawing on the syrup and storms off... well, sort of]

Flint

Wait, Sam! Wait, please! No! No. Sam, come back! Come back, Sam, no! No, Sam, Sam, Sam! Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam…!! [to Earl] Hey, Earl, would you talk to her?

Earl
[sternly]

You bet I will. Hey, Sam, wait for me! [follows Sam]

Manny

Adios, sayonara. Goodbye, Señor Lockwood. [leaves]

Brent
[sadly]

Bye, Flint. [leaves as well]

Steve

Steve! [hops onto Manny]

Flint

Et tu, Steve? [his friends leave him on his own with Chester and Barb] What just happened? [picks up the drawing from the syrup]

Chester

You've made the right choice, son. [to his sentinels] Sentinels, keep them... safe. [grins as he walks off with Flint and Barb while the sentinels march after the gang]

Sam
[Flint, his friends, and all the foodimals circle around Chester, trapping him]

It's over, Chester.

Steve

Mustache.

Flint

Now hand over the FLDSMDFR.

Chester

NO! Never!

Flint

Chester, there's nowhere to go!

Chester

That's what you think. [to Barb] Save me, monkey!

Barb

I'M AN APE!! [snatches Flint's FLDSMDFR out of Chester's hand]

Earl

Flint Lockwood, you are a fisher man.

Steve

Happy!

Brent
[laughs]

Hey, look! Rainbows!

Barb
[very last scene]

Hi, Steve. Hello, Steven. I'm Barb. So do you wanna go get coffee sometime?

Steve

Dinner!

Barb
[grabs Steve]

Even better! [laughs]

Flintly McCallahan
[running up onto the stage, taking off his lab coat]

This is the greatest day of my life! [puts on his thinkquanaut vest] Didgeridoo, I'm finally a real inventor!

Flint
[sits back down in his seat, upset that he didn't win]

Sorry, Steve. No reason to celebrate.

Steve

CELEBRATE!

Flint

Wait, Steve, no, no, no! [Steve presses the button of the Celebrationator; panicked] NO!

Flint

What is that thing?

Steve

Cheesy.

Chester

It appears to be a living cheeseburger with french fry legs and sesame seed eyes.

Flint

Living food? Oh, no. This could only mean one thing. The FLDSMDFR survived the explosion, and it's still operating!

Chester

This is what worries me most. They're trying to learn to swim. [Flint spits out his coffee] If they succeed and get to the mainland, they will destroy monuments all around the world, including the one monument your food storm didn't destroy.

Flint

Not Lady Liberty!

Shrimpanze
[snatches Steve's though device]

Shrimpanze!

Steve
[snatches it back]

Steve!

Shrimpanze
[snatches Steve's though device again]

Shrimpanze!

Steve
[snatches it back]

Steve!

Shrimpanze
[snatches Steve's though device once more]

Shrimpanze!

Steve
[rips it out of the shrimpanze's grasp then pushes said shrimpanze overboard]

Shove. [dancing] STEVE!

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