Harold
Neil, you wouldn't happen to know how to get on the highway from here, would you?
Neil Patrick Harris
Dude, I don't even know where the **** I am right now. I was at this party earlier tonight and some guy hooked me up with this incredible "X"--next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car. I've been trippin' balls ever since.
That's crazy, dude. We've been having a pretty crazy, night, too. We've just been driving around looking for White Castle but we keep getting sidetracked.
Neil Patrick Harris
Yeah, dude, you fascinate me. Forget White Castle, let's go get some pussy!
Harold
Huh?
Neil Patrick Harris
It's a **** sausage fest in here, bros. Let's get some poon-tang. Then we'll go to White Castle.
No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night.
Neil Patrick Harris
Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too--fur burgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers. [sings] Lap-dance.
There's a gas station. I'm gonna see if I can get some directions.
Neil Patrick Harris
You don't need dir--gah. Hurry up, dudes, hurry up! I'm losing wood.
Neil Patrick Harris
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
Look, chill.
Harold
We'll be right back, Neil.
Harold
Dude, what is the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?
