Oh. Yes. It's a bit small, but it should do nicely! [climbs into the port-a-potty with Azrael] Oh, it's even got its own cauldron!
What died in here? [the port-a-poty shakes and thumping sounds can be heard] OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPPEEENNNN!
Somebody's been working a dark and terrible magic in there! [coughs in disgust]
Knock yourself out, Gargamel!
You've had that coming for about 30 years!
Smurfs! [as a Anjelou card flew by from the bumper and he grabs it]
We must find this Smurf thief. [Azrael meows] Ah, stop your complaining. If I were a Smurf, where would I go? [spots a businessman talking on the phone and approaches him] You there, you there! Fancy pants! Have you seen any little blue men?
Absolutely, what price are we talking about?
You're selling them?
Have you looked in the drawer, sweetie?
In the kitchen, Lily.
Who is this Lily?
Are you kidding? She's like the hottest girl in my apartment.
Please, please. Please, young woodsman. What does the temperature of this Lily have to do with the finding of Smurfs?
Take your meds, man. [walks away]
What? I, I... [shouts] IS EVERYONE IN THIS REALM COMPLETELY INSANE?! [spots a peddlar] Oh, thank the gods. A local wizard. Excellent. [to the peddlar] Eh pardon me, wise sir? By any chance, have you seen any little blue men?
They're everywhere! [laughs maniacally and walks away]
I knew it. I knew it! I told you we were close, Azrael!
I know.
Patrick Oh by the way, I wouldn't go anywhere if I were you.
Well, why not?
Patrick Our world doesn't really do well with people from other places. I mean, look what happened to E.T.! [The Smurfs look at Patrick, confused] It's a movie. A moving picture? Book? Just stay. Okay? [Walks out the door]
Patrick Grace, we're being attacked! Do not be fooled by their cuteness!
It's okay, it's okay. [Cuts to the Smurfs gathered around her bare feet; so close that they can smell her toes]
They're friendly!
How can you be the girl in the village?
Well see, I wasn't brought by a stork like the others. I was created by Gargamel to trap the other Smurfs.
Wow! And then what happened?
Papa saved me. He cast a special spell, and then helped become the Smurf I was meant to be.
