A character in The Smurfs (2011)

Brainy Smurf quotes from The Smurfs (2011)

Tied for 5th most-quoted character in The Smurfs (2011): in 5 of its 35 quotes
Most scenes with: Grouchy Smurf (3), Gutsy Smurf (2), Smurfette (2)

A line from Brainy Smurf [as he is falling]

GOODBYE, BLUE WORLD!

More lines from Brainy Smurf

1 quote
Brainy Smurf

That's gonna leave a big blue bruise.

Scenes with Brainy Smurf

3 scenes
Brainy
[the 4 remaining Smurfs fall down a lead pipe]

What's gonna happen to Papa?

Papa told us to Smurf the moon and that's exactly what we're gonna do.

Come on, we don't have much time.

Brainy

"Come on"? Come on where?

How are we gonna get back to Clumsy?

[spots a flock of pigeons]

We ride. Come on! [hops on one of them] Be still, bird!

I don't think they're friendly.

Well, neither am I!

Brainy

But they carry disease.

Yah! And Smurfs! Let's ride!

Whoa, bird! Whoa!

[to Brainy]

Come on!

Brainy

But I'm not sure I can do this. [jumps and grabs a pigeon by its talons]

[offscreen]

You can do it, Brainy! Hold on!

Brainy
[flying out of control]

According to my calculations, this is dangerous!!!

[the 4 Smurfs fly in the window on the backs of pigeons]

That'll do, pigeon.

Thank you, bird.

Brainy

Look! We got the incantation!

Where's Papa?

Gargamel's got him.

What?

[gasps in fear]

Oh no!

He took him to some place called "BellVeedaRay Castle".

He's gonna... [Smurfette sobs]

[sadly]

Don't say it.

"BellVeedaRay"? What is "BellVeedaRay"?

Belved-- He's taken him to Belvedere Castle in Central Park.

Brainy

To extract his essence!

[surprised]

WHAT?! W-We have to go get him!

No! Gargamel's more powerful than ever.

Papa said no matter what happens, we're not to go back for him! He's tryin' to protect us.

No! We can't leave Papa behind!

It was a Smurf promise.

No, no, no! We can't!

Brainy

We promised Papa we'd do exactly what he said.

That's right.

I didn't. [the Smurfs turn to Patrick] I never promised him anything! [walks out]

Neither did I. And there is no way I'm leaving here without Papa!

[follows Patrick]

Patrick, wait! I'm coming with you!

[Clumsy looks over the other Smurfs (minus Papa) for an answer]

I'm in. [Elway barks in agreement]

[the Smurfs turn to Gutsy]

Aye, me too. [Clumsy smiles] No Smurf left behind! Not Papa, and not you!

Smurfs

ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR SMURF!!!

Hefty

Clumsy, you little mook, you! [shoulder-bumps Clumsy]

Brainy
[sees Papa coming]

Shh, shh, shh. It's Papa.

I owe you an apology, Clumsy. I believed more in a vision than I did in you. [hugs Clumsy] I'm so proud of you, Clumsy.

Thanks, Papa.

[tearfully]

I promised myself I wouldn't cry.

And now, to get rid of this! [snaps the dragon wand in half and throws it in the water]

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