Grouchy Smurf [referring to Clumsy]
Why are we even listening to him? He's the one who just got us sucked into a giant hole.
Voiced by George López 
The Smurfs (2011) · 35 quotes
The Smurfs (2011) · 35 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Smurfs (2011): in 11 of its 35 quotes
Most scenes with: Gutsy Smurf (3), Smurfette (3), Brainy Smurf (3)
I still hate truffles! And I hate violence, too!
More lines from Grouchy Smurf
6 quotes Grouchy Smurf Grouchy Smurf Hey! I'm walkin' here!
Grouchy Smurf Just remember this one moment, and I wasn't grouchy! I wasn't!
Grouchy Smurf Hey! I am walking here!
Grouchy Smurf Don't ever forget that one magical moment our two worlds met. And I wasn't grouchy! I was not! [pause] Can you just say one thing please? I am dying here.
Grouchy Smurf Welcome to my world.
Scenes with Grouchy Smurf
4 scenes
[Gargamel looks for a laboratory in New York City and spots a port-a-potty/] [impressed]
Oh. Yes. It's a bit small, but it should do nicely! [climbs into the port-a-potty with Azrael] Oh, it's even got its own cauldron!
[A gurgling sound can be heard]
What died in here? [the port-a-poty shakes and thumping sounds can be heard] OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPPEEENNNN!
[Gargamel and Azrael finally fall out, dizzy and confused] [choking]
Somebody's been working a dark and terrible magic in there! [coughs in disgust]
Grouchy Smurf [After Gargamel runs headlong into the back of a stopped cab, the Smurfs laughed at him as the cab starts moving again and pulled away]
Knock yourself out, Gargamel!
You've had that coming for about 30 years!
Smurfs! [as a Anjelou card flew by from the bumper and he grabs it]
[he and Azrael walk around New York, searching for the Smurfs]
We must find this Smurf thief. [Azrael meows] Ah, stop your complaining. If I were a Smurf, where would I go? [spots a businessman talking on the phone and approaches him] You there, you there! Fancy pants! Have you seen any little blue men?
Businessman [on the phone]
Absolutely, what price are we talking about?
You're selling them?
Woman [A woman talking on the phone walks by, Gargamel follows her.] [on the phone]
Have you looked in the drawer, sweetie?
Woman [on the phone]
In the kitchen, Lily.
Who is this Lily?
Man
[A man also talking on the phone walks by.] [on the phone]
Are you kidding? She's like the hottest girl in my apartment.
[stops the man]
Please, please. Please, young woodsman. What does the temperature of this Lily have to do with the finding of Smurfs?
Man
[to Gargamel]
Take your meds, man. [walks away]
[confused]
What? I, I... [shouts] IS EVERYONE IN THIS REALM COMPLETELY INSANE?! [spots a peddlar] Oh, thank the gods. A local wizard. Excellent. [to the peddlar] Eh pardon me, wise sir? By any chance, have you seen any little blue men?
Peddlar
They're everywhere! [laughs maniacally and walks away]
I knew it. I knew it! I told you we were close, Azrael!
Azrael
[unenthusiascally]
I know.
Oh by the way, I wouldn't go anywhere if I were you.
Well, why not?
Our world doesn't really do well with people from other places. I mean, look what happened to E.T.! [The Smurfs look at Patrick, confused] It's a movie. A moving picture? Book? Just stay. Okay? [Walks out the door]
Grace, we're being attacked! Do not be fooled by their cuteness!
It's okay, it's okay. [Cuts to the Smurfs gathered around her bare feet; so close that they can smell her toes]
They're friendly!
How can you be the girl in the village?
Well see, I wasn't brought by a stork like the others. I was created by Gargamel to trap the other Smurfs.
Wow! And then what happened?
Papa saved me. He cast a special spell, and then helped become the Smurf I was meant to be.
Grouchy Papa told us to Smurf the moon and that's exactly what we're gonna do.
Come on, we don't have much time.
"Come on"? Come on where?
How are we gonna get back to Clumsy?
Grouchy I don't think they're friendly.
Well, neither am I!
But they carry disease.
Yah! And Smurfs! Let's ride!
Grouchy Whoa, bird! Whoa!
But I'm not sure I can do this. [jumps and grabs a pigeon by its talons]
Thank you, bird.
Look! We got the incantation!
Where's Papa?
Grouchy Gargamel's got him.
What?
He took him to some place called "BellVeedaRay Castle".
Grouchy He's gonna... [Smurfette sobs]
"BellVeedaRay"? What is "BellVeedaRay"?
Belved-- He's taken him to Belvedere Castle in Central Park.
To extract his essence!
No! Gargamel's more powerful than ever.
Papa said no matter what happens, we're not to go back for him! He's tryin' to protect us.
No! We can't leave Papa behind!
It was a Smurf promise.
No, no, no! We can't!
We promised Papa we'd do exactly what he said.
Grouchy That's right.
I didn't. [the Smurfs turn to Patrick] I never promised him anything! [walks out]
Neither did I. And there is no way I'm leaving here without Papa!
Grouchy [Clumsy looks over the other Smurfs (minus Papa) for an answer]
I'm in. [Elway barks in agreement]
[the Smurfs turn to Gutsy]
Aye, me too. [Clumsy smiles] No Smurf left behind! Not Papa, and not you!
Smurfs
ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR SMURF!!!
Hefty
Clumsy, you little mook, you! [shoulder-bumps Clumsy]
I owe you an apology, Clumsy. I believed more in a vision than I did in you. [hugs Clumsy] I'm so proud of you, Clumsy.
Thanks, Papa.
Grouchy [tearfully]
I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
And now, to get rid of this! [snaps the dragon wand in half and throws it in the water]
