George López movie quotes

View Quote I still hate truffles! And I hate violence, too!

View Quote [referring to Clumsy] Why are we even listening to him? He's the one who just got us sucked into a giant hole.

View Quote Hey! I'm walkin' here!

View Quote Jewel: Is there anything else I need to know?
Blu: Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak, and once in a while I pee in the birdbath! Happy?
Linda: You're right. It's not my fault. [She puts on her glasses and lashes out at Tulio] It's your fault...
Tulio: What?
Linda: ...with your little bird talk and that whole "saves the species". Well you know what? SQUAWK, SQUAWKETY, SQUAWK, SQUAWK!!! [realizes what she said; gasps; covers her mouth] I'm sorry, I didn't mean to curse.
Jewel: [she and Blu are running away from Nigel] Aw, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly!
Blu: Actually, there are 40 species of flightless birds.
Jewel: [notices a crate] Duck!
Blu: No, ducks can fly.
Jewel: No, duck! [Blu notices a crate]
Blu: You see, who needs flying?
Jewel: Birds! Birds need flying. Flying is... is freedom, and... and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?
Blu: Hmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely.
Blu: Yeah, sounds great. It's not like we're just throwing ourselves off of a mountain… right?
Rafael: Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
Blu: What?!
Rafael: Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA, and if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
Man on glider: No, no, wait, wait! [screams] Mommy!
Rafael: Fun, right?
Blu: Yeah… fun…
Mauro: You 2 are coming with me.
Jewel: In your little monkey dreams. [spits on the ground]
Blu: Yeah! [tries to spit too, but it sticks to his beak; wipes it off] That was meant for you.
Rafael: Come on, can't we all just get along?
Mauro: This isn't your fight, Big Nose!
[The marmosets laugh, until one bird grabs Mauro's arm and glares at him.]
Spoonbill: You mess with my friends, you mess with me.
Other Birds: AND US!
Pedro: Yeah, little King Kong! [The marmosets and birds have an intense stare-off]
Little Green Bird: [panicky] I don't know what's going on here! [flies off]
Pedro: [battle cry] Birds versus monkeys! [The birds charge in.]
Linda: How do you know?
Fernando: Because I'm... I'm the one who took them.
Linda: You?!
Fernando: I didn't mean to hurt anybody. I needed the money.
Linda: But, Fernando, I trusted you!
Fernando: I know, but– [Before he can finish, Tipa and Armando enter]
Rafael: [flying alongside the trolley, whispering to Blu] Down here! Just tell her, "You have beautiful eyes."
Blu: That's good, great idea! [to Jewel; confidently] I have beautiful eyes.
Jewel: Okay...
Jewel: Whoa, whoa, wait. Luiz... is a bulldog?
Luiz: You got something against dogs?
Jewel: I do when they're drooling on me.
Luiz: It's a medical condition.
[As she is happily flying, Jewel notices Blu walking away sadly]
Jewel: Hey, where you going? [Blu ignores her and keeps on walking] Blu? [Blu stops walking] Blu, what's wrong?
Blu: Nothing. Everything's perfect. You'll be off to the rain forest, I'll be back with Linda. Just like we planned.
Jewel: I...
Nico: [he and Pedro fly down towards them] Hey, birds! Stop yapping and start flapping! Let's go!
Jewel: I... I... I guess I thought maybe...
Blu: What, that you... you'd come to Minnesota? [Jewel just looks at him] Great, I guess I... I'll knit you a scarf.
Jewel: No, that's not what I meant.
Blu: Look, Jewel, I can't spend my life walking around following you wherever you're going.
Jewel: Hey, it's not my fault you can't fly.
Pedro: [to Nico as they watch Blu and Jewel] Awkward…
Rafael: [to Blu and Jewel] Okay, okay. You know what? It's just good. Just clear the air, just be completely honest with each other.
Blu: You want honesty? [to Rafael and Jewel] Fine, fine, I can be honest. I don't belong here. In fact, I never wanted to even come here in the first place. [stammers] And... and... and you know what? I hate samba! [Jewel and Rafael gasps, and Nico starts crying into Pedro's wing]
Pedro: Hey! That's a little too far.
Nico: Make the mean bird take it back!
Blu: Yeah, I said it. Every song sounds exactly the same! [sings] "Tico, taco ya-ya-ya. Tico, taco ya-ya-ya!" [groans] I'm "tico-taco" out of here.
Jewel: [angrily] Fine! See you around, pet! [starts flying away from Blu]
Rafael: No, no! Wait, wait, wait! Come back! You belong together. You are Juliet to his Romeo! Sure, they both die at the end, but you get my point! Oh, young love. Always so melodramatic. [to Nico and Pedro] All right, boys. Go after her. [starts flying to Blu] Blu, come back here, come on!
Nigel: [catches Jewel as she is flying] Going somewhere, pretty bird?
Jewel: Oh, yeah! I was just on my way to claw your eyes out! [punches Nigel in the face; Nico and Pedro see Nigel get a hold of Jewel]
Nigel: Temper, temper. Now come along, my dear. We're going to a parade, and everybody loves a parade! [flies away with Jewel]
Jewel: Let go of me!
Pedro: [as he, along with Nico, watch Nigel take Jewel by force] Hey, get back here! Ain't nobody mess with a friend of Pedro. I ain't havin' it! It's on! [starts punching the air]
Nico: What are you... on?! Did you see the talons on that guy?!
Pedro: "Talons"? Maybe, it's on... next time. [he and Nico turn and fly away] RALFIEEEE!
Nico: Blu, help!
Pedro: Help! [cut on Blu walking to Linda, while Rafael starts following him]
Blu: Rafael, quit following me. You're going in the wrong direction. Isn't Carnaval that way?
Rafael: I'm not going to Carnaval. No, I'm going home.
Blu: But I thought you loved Carnaval.
Rafael: I do, but I love my family much more, and that's a choice I made with this. [points to Blu's heart] Not with this. [points to Blu's head (or brain)]
Rafael: [Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival] Blu! Blu! We found her!
Pedro: She's on some, like, weird chicken float.
Rafael: Come on!
Blu: Let's go get Jewel.

View Quote Jewel: [as they are pulling up a huge rock on a rope] Are you sure this is going to work?
Blu: Positive. Check out my math. [pointing to the map he's drawn on the ground]
Jewel: Yeah, that's... that's comforting. Thank you. Look, let's just get this chain broken.
Blu: Right. Then we can go and find Linda.
Jewel: No, you can go find Linda. Once this chain is off, I'm going to go back to being free in the jungle. Deal?
Blu: Fine. Deal. [screams]
[he puts one of his wings up accidentally, pulling the lever holding the rock off its hook]
Both: [yelling] [groaning]
Jewel: Nice try, brainiac. [groans]
Blu: [gasps] I think something is watching us.
Toucan Children: [chirping]
Jewel: Oh, be careful, Blu. They might snuggle you to death.
Blu: Oh. [chuckles] Aw, come here. [screaming, groaning]
Toucan Children: Intruders!
Jewel: Aah!
Blu and Jewel: [yelling and groaning]
Blu: Now stop! Ow! Aah! [gulps, gags] Aah! No! No! Whoa! Whoa!
Toucan Son: Attack!
Blu and Jewel: Aah!
Blu: Help!
Rafael: What's going on down there?
Blu and Jewel: [grunting and groaning]
Rafael: Go, go, go. Off with you.
Toucans Children: Daddy! Daddy!
Rafael: Okay, guys, guys... I've told you thousand times. Manuela, Sofia, come on, now. Listen to me. Ow! Oh, yeah, right in the eye.
Jewel: [referring to Rafael's children] Oh, precious, aren't they?
Rafael: [chuckles] Kids? 17 of them, and one on the way. [shouting to two of his children shaking an unhatched egg] Hey!He is not a maraca! Stop shaking him! [turning to Blu and Jewel]
Toucan Children: [giggling]
Rafael: They're giving me gray feathers. Oh, this papa needs a break. So, you two lovebirds headed for Carnival?
Jewel: Whoa. [chuckles] Lovebirds?
Blu: Uh, we're more like acquaintance birds.
Jewel: And not even that. We're more like chained-to-each-other birds.
Blu: Yeah. I-I mean, if... Ow!
Toucan Kid: [giggles]
[one of toucan kids pulls his feather]
Blu: What is it with this kid and the feathers?
Rafael: We have no idea. We're having him tested.
Jewel: So, do you think you could help us get this thing off?
Rafael: Hmm. Lucky for you, you know Rafael, and Rafael knows everyone. Oh! Again with the eye. Okay, want me to call your mother?
Toucan Children: No!
Rafael: [chuckles] Works every time. They're scared to death of her. Ahh!
Eva: Call me for what?!
Rafael: Eva, my love. [chuckles] I must take this young couple to see Luiz.
Eva: Luiz? Huh. You don't fool me for a second! You and your amigo just want to sneak off to Carnival.
Rafael: Oh, Carnival. That magical time when I met the most beautiful bird in the world.
[He hugs Eva and blows an air kiss towards her]
Blu: Aw.
Jewel: Ugh.
Eva: Huh!
Rafael: I still remember the song that was playing when I first laid eyes on you. ♪ Tall and tanned and young and lovely ♪ ♪ The girl from Ipanema ♪ ♪ Goes walking ♪ Come on, baby, sing it!
Eva: [off-key] ♪ And when she passes ♪
Blu: [shuddering]
Eva: [off-key] ♪ Each one she passes goes, "Ahh!" ♪
Rafael: [as Eva sings out of tune] Like a river of the sweetest honey.
[Blu and Jewel wince as Eva sings]
Jewel: Ooh! I guess love is deaf too.
Rafael: Come here. [chuckles as they bang each other]
Toucan kids: Ew!
Eva: Okay. Take them to Luiz, but hurry back.
Rafael: You are an angel. I'll miss you, my juicy little mango.
Eva: Oh, me, too, my pudgy papaya.
Boy: Ow! Ow!
Eva: [hears baby toucans' blow] Hey! Marco! Carlos! Put your brother down! NOW!
Rafael: I can't believe she actually let me go.
Blu: So, uh... how far is this Luiz?
Rafael: Not far. Thirty minutes as the crow flies.
Blu: Uh... and how long as the macaw walks?
Jewel: Bobo here can't fly.
Rafael: But... but he's a bird!
Blu: Not all birds fly. There are ostriches.
Jewel: You are not an ostrich.
Blu: Well, not technically, but...
Rafael: Wait, wait, wait! My friends, I wanna help, but to walk the whole way, it... it... it can't be done!
[He suddenly notices his kids clambering around his wife asking after him]
Rafael: But hey, we might as well give it a shot. Let's go, quickly. No, no, d-don't look back. They sense fear.
[He turns Blu and Jewel around and walks away quietly; Jewel turns to look at the kids]

View Quote Blu: [whimpers] [yells] [as he looks down the edge of a cliff] I've changed my mind. Yeah. Uh, maybe we could find a... a bus schedule or something?
Rafael: Come on. You're not gonna back out now, Not in front of the lady.
Blu: Uh... huh! Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure.
Rafael: All right, that's the spirit.
Jewel: You're sure you're up for this?
Blu: Yeah. Yeah, I mean, well it's not like we're just hurling ourselves off a mountain or something, right?
Rafael: Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
Blu: What?
Rafael: No. Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA. And if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
[Two men on a hang-glider have an unsuccessful take-off]
Man on Glider: No, no, wait, wait! Aah! Mommy!
Rafael: Fun, right?
Blu: Yeah. Fun.
Rafael: Okay. I need you two to get closer. [Blu and Jewel step an inch close] Closer. [Blu and Jewel step another inch close and touch each other] Closer. Ooh. Nice. Now put your wings around each other.
Blu: What?
Rafael: Come on, amigo! It's not like she's going to bite. Will you?
Jewel: We'll see.
Rafael: [to Blu and Jewel who are standing side by side] Now, you flap your right wing, you flap your left wing, and together, you fly.
Blu: Uh... but this doesn't seem aerodynamically possible!
Rafael: Ey-ya-ya-ya-ya! You think too much! Fly! It's not what you think up here. [points to Blu's head] It's what you feel in here. [points to Blu's heart] And when you feel the rhythm of your heart, it's like Samba! You fly! [whooping] [as Rafael is demonstrating flying to Blu] See? It's easy.
Blu: Easy? Easy for you to say. 'Cause from... from here it looks really, really hard!
Jewel: Hey, if you want to see Linda again, this is the only way.
Blu: Okay, you're right.
Jewel: Yes, I am.
Blu: This is for Linda.
Jewel: Right!
Blu: Keep it simple.
Jewel: Easy-breezy.
Blu: Thrust, lift, drag.
Jewel: Oh, come on! Let's go!
[She drags him along]
Blu: Whoa, whoa, wait!
Jewel: Inside, outside. Inside, outside.
Blu: Inside, outside. Inside, outside.
Jewel: Inside, outside.
Blu: Inside...
Jewel: Come on, Blu! You can do it!
Blu: I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can't do it! [yells]
Jewel: Whoa! Not again!
Blu: [grunting]
Blu and Jewel: Aah!
Blu: [sighs] Am I dead?
Jewel: No. We're still alive! [laughs]
Blu: [sighing] This is incredible. Wow. This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Jewel: [laughs] See what you've been missing?
Blu: Yeah. Whoa!
Rafael: [after Blu and Jewel have landed on top of a hand glider's wings] All right, Blu! You're flying! Sort of. Not really. But do you feel it?
Blu: Yes! I do feel it.
[Blu stands up confidently and spreads his wings about to/ready to fly for real]
Jewel: No! No! Blu, wait!
Blu and Jewel: Aah!
[Both holler as they get windswept off the hang-glider]
Rafael: Ay, caramba.
[Blu accidentally punches a hole in an orange and pink hang-glider; male human screams when he sees Blu]
Blu: Whoa!
Jewel: Aah! [grunting]
Blu: Whoa, whoa! Aah!
Other Hang Glider: [screaming]
Blu: Aah! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Blu and Jewel: Aah!
Blu: We're going to die! [whimpers] Whoa!
Blu and Jewel: Aah!
Other Hang Glider: [grunts]
Both: Aah! [grunting]
Rafael: [after Blu and Jewel have crash landed to the ground from Blu's nearly successful but failed attempt at flying] You did not feel it in here. [pointing to his heart]
Jewel: [sarcastically] You think?
Rafael: Let's catch a ride to Luiz. Hurry, you two! Vamos! Vamos!
Blu: Ah, okay. Ahh! Last of the species here. Whoa!
Jewel: Move it! [panting]
Blu: Hey, wait... wait-wait... wait up.
Rafael: Come on, lovebirds.
Blu: [grunting]
Rafael: Ah, you made it.
Jewel: [panting]
Blu: I would love to go five minutes without almost getting killed. Is that too much to ask?
Jewel: For a bird who can't fly? Oh, yeah.
Officer: [blows whistle]

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View Quote [upon realizing Chloe is missing] Hold your tacos!

View Quote I never had a inkling before. Man. I didn't know what to do.