Most scenes together: Grouchy Smurf & Gutsy Smurf (3), Smurfette & Grouchy Smurf (3), Brainy Smurf & Grouchy Smurf (3)
Clumsy, you little mook, you! [shoulder-bumps Clumsy]
I owe you an apology, Clumsy. I believed more in a vision than I did in you. [hugs Clumsy] I'm so proud of you, Clumsy.
Thanks, Papa.
And now, to get rid of this! [snaps the dragon wand in half and throws it in the water]
There is a place. [Water ripples as a blue portal transports to a forest] A place that knows no sadness. Where even feeling blue is a happy thing. A place inhabited by little blue beings, three apples high. It lies in an enchanted forest, hidden away beyond a medical village. Most people believe this place is made up: only to be found in books or children’s imaginations. [chuckles] Well, we beg to differ.
Grace, we're being attacked! Do not be fooled by their cuteness!
It's okay, it's okay. [cuts to the Smurfs gathered around her bare feet; so close that they can smell her toes] They're friendly.
You're lucky your lassie stepped in. I was about to make haggis with your innards.
No. No, Smurfette.
You shouldn't have come back for me.
Papa, I'm getting you out of here right now! [grabs a screw and struggles to break the box open]
Papa told us to Smurf the moon and that's exactly what we're gonna do.
Come on, we don't have much time.
"Come on"? Come on where?
How are we gonna get back to Clumsy?
I don't think they're friendly.
Well, neither am I!
But they carry disease.
Yah! And Smurfs! Let's ride!
Whoa, bird! Whoa!
But I'm not sure I can do this. [jumps and grabs a pigeon by its talons]
Thank you, bird.
Look! We got the incantation!
Where's Papa?
Gargamel's got him.
What?
He took him to some place called "BellVeedaRay Castle".
He's gonna... [Smurfette sobs]
"BellVeedaRay"? What is "BellVeedaRay"?
Belved-- He's taken him to Belvedere Castle in Central Park.
To extract his essence!
No! Gargamel's more powerful than ever.
Papa said no matter what happens, we're not to go back for him! He's tryin' to protect us.
No! We can't leave Papa behind!
It was a Smurf promise.
No, no, no! We can't!
We promised Papa we'd do exactly what he said.
That's right.
I didn't. [the Smurfs turn to Patrick] I never promised him anything! [walks out]
Neither did I. And there is no way I'm leaving here without Papa!
I'm in. [Elway barks in agreement]
Aye, me too. [Clumsy smiles] No Smurf left behind! Not Papa, and not you!
ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR SMURF!!!
Oh. Yes. It's a bit small, but it should do nicely! [climbs into the port-a-potty with Azrael] Oh, it's even got its own cauldron!
What died in here? [the port-a-poty shakes and thumping sounds can be heard] OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPPEEENNNN!
Somebody's been working a dark and terrible magic in there! [coughs in disgust]
Knock yourself out, Gargamel!
You've had that coming for about 30 years!
Smurfs! [as a Anjelou card flew by from the bumper and he grabs it]
We must find this Smurf thief. [Azrael meows] Ah, stop your complaining. If I were a Smurf, where would I go? [spots a businessman talking on the phone and approaches him] You there, you there! Fancy pants! Have you seen any little blue men?
Businessman Absolutely, what price are we talking about?
You're selling them?
Woman Have you looked in the drawer, sweetie?
Woman In the kitchen, Lily.
Who is this Lily?
Are you kidding? She's like the hottest girl in my apartment.
Please, please. Please, young woodsman. What does the temperature of this Lily have to do with the finding of Smurfs?
Take your meds, man. [walks away]
What? I, I... [shouts] IS EVERYONE IN THIS REALM COMPLETELY INSANE?! [spots a peddlar] Oh, thank the gods. A local wizard. Excellent. [to the peddlar] Eh pardon me, wise sir? By any chance, have you seen any little blue men?
They're everywhere! [laughs maniacally and walks away]
I knew it. I knew it! I told you we were close, Azrael!
I know.
Oh by the way, I wouldn't go anywhere if I were you.
Well, why not?
Our world doesn't really do well with people from other places. I mean, look what happened to E.T.! [The Smurfs look at Patrick, confused] It's a movie. A moving picture? Book? Just stay. Okay? [Walks out the door]
Grace, we're being attacked! Do not be fooled by their cuteness!
It's okay, it's okay. [Cuts to the Smurfs gathered around her bare feet; so close that they can smell her toes]
They're friendly!
How can you be the girl in the village?
Well see, I wasn't brought by a stork like the others. I was created by Gargamel to trap the other Smurfs.
Wow! And then what happened?
Papa saved me. He cast a special spell, and then helped become the Smurf I was meant to be.
There's no call for that kind of language, laddie!
Claw scratched and bitten! Chew, get down, scat! Puppy become kitten! Dog become cat!
Why are we even listening to him? He's the one who just got us sucked into a giant hole.
