SMURFABUNGA!!!
The Smurfs (2011) · 35 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Smurfs (2011): in 8 of its 35 quotes
Most scenes with: Grouchy Smurf (3), Smurfette (3), Patrick (3)
There's no call for that kind of language, laddie!
More lines from Gutsy Smurf
3 quotesI'll never forget this. Especially not with these! [Turns around and he is wearing "I love New York" underwear]
I will not soon forget this place. Especially not with these! [turns around and he is wearing "I love New York" underwear]
Scenes with Gutsy Smurf
4 scenesOh. Yes. It's a bit small, but it should do nicely! [climbs into the port-a-potty with Azrael] Oh, it's even got its own cauldron!
What died in here? [the port-a-poty shakes and thumping sounds can be heard] OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPPEEENNNN!
Somebody's been working a dark and terrible magic in there! [coughs in disgust]
Knock yourself out, Gargamel!
You've had that coming for about 30 years!
Smurfs! [as a Anjelou card flew by from the bumper and he grabs it]
We must find this Smurf thief. [Azrael meows] Ah, stop your complaining. If I were a Smurf, where would I go? [spots a businessman talking on the phone and approaches him] You there, you there! Fancy pants! Have you seen any little blue men?
Absolutely, what price are we talking about?
You're selling them?
Have you looked in the drawer, sweetie?
In the kitchen, Lily.
Who is this Lily?
Are you kidding? She's like the hottest girl in my apartment.
Please, please. Please, young woodsman. What does the temperature of this Lily have to do with the finding of Smurfs?
Take your meds, man. [walks away]
What? I, I... [shouts] IS EVERYONE IN THIS REALM COMPLETELY INSANE?! [spots a peddlar] Oh, thank the gods. A local wizard. Excellent. [to the peddlar] Eh pardon me, wise sir? By any chance, have you seen any little blue men?
They're everywhere! [laughs maniacally and walks away]
I knew it. I knew it! I told you we were close, Azrael!
I know.
Oh by the way, I wouldn't go anywhere if I were you.
Well, why not?
Our world doesn't really do well with people from other places. I mean, look what happened to E.T.! [The Smurfs look at Patrick, confused] It's a movie. A moving picture? Book? Just stay. Okay? [Walks out the door]
Grace, we're being attacked! Do not be fooled by their cuteness!
It's okay, it's okay. [Cuts to the Smurfs gathered around her bare feet; so close that they can smell her toes]
They're friendly!
How can you be the girl in the village?
Well see, I wasn't brought by a stork like the others. I was created by Gargamel to trap the other Smurfs.
Wow! And then what happened?
Papa saved me. He cast a special spell, and then helped become the Smurf I was meant to be.
Grace, we're being attacked! Do not be fooled by their cuteness!
It's okay, it's okay. [cuts to the Smurfs gathered around her bare feet; so close that they can smell her toes] They're friendly.
You're lucky your lassie stepped in. I was about to make haggis with your innards.
Papa told us to Smurf the moon and that's exactly what we're gonna do.
Come on, we don't have much time.
"Come on"? Come on where?
How are we gonna get back to Clumsy?
We ride. Come on! [hops on one of them] Be still, bird!
I don't think they're friendly.
Well, neither am I!
But they carry disease.
Yah! And Smurfs! Let's ride!
Whoa, bird! Whoa!
But I'm not sure I can do this. [jumps and grabs a pigeon by its talons]
That'll do, pigeon.
Thank you, bird.
Look! We got the incantation!
Where's Papa?
Gargamel's got him.
What?
He took him to some place called "BellVeedaRay Castle".
He's gonna... [Smurfette sobs]
Don't say it.
"BellVeedaRay"? What is "BellVeedaRay"?
Belved-- He's taken him to Belvedere Castle in Central Park.
To extract his essence!
No! Gargamel's more powerful than ever.
Papa said no matter what happens, we're not to go back for him! He's tryin' to protect us.
No! We can't leave Papa behind!
It was a Smurf promise.
No, no, no! We can't!
We promised Papa we'd do exactly what he said.
That's right.
I didn't. [the Smurfs turn to Patrick] I never promised him anything! [walks out]
Neither did I. And there is no way I'm leaving here without Papa!
I'm in. [Elway barks in agreement]
Aye, me too. [Clumsy smiles] No Smurf left behind! Not Papa, and not you!
ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR SMURF!!!

