A character in Son of the Mask (2005)

Loki quotes from Son of the Mask (2005)

Alan Cumming

Tied for most-quoted character in Son of the Mask (2005): in 4 of its 7 quotes

Scenes with Loki

4 scenes
Loki

He did not!

Museum Person

Good God!

Loki

And don't you forget it!

Dr. Neuman

Apparently, you do not agree with my theories.

Loki

Finally. [looks at the mask] This is a fake!

Dr. Neuman

Yes, but it's a good fake. [Loki the mask at him which hits him in the head] Ouch. Sir, that is museum property.

Loki

Oh, I'm sorry. Let me replace it.

Dr. Neuman

What-- what are-- what are you doing? Perhaps I should inform you I suffer from vertigo and I have a lawyer. Hello? Where's my body? Come get me.

Museum Security Guard

Hold it right there!

Dr. Neuman

I don't like it here.

Loki

Thanks for dropping by.

Museum Security Guard

Dropping?

Loki

Bye!

Shopkeeper
[in Odin's voice]

Fool! What in Helvetii were you about to do to this shopkeep?

Loki

Nothing, I was just...

Shopkeeper

Fool! Don't you dare lie to me. You know, Thor never gave me this kind of trouble.

Loki

Okay, here we go again with the Thor crap. Thor, Thor, Thor. You know, father, I'm not like Thor. I'm never gonna be like Thor.

Shopkeeper
[grumbles]

I just wish that..

Loki

Can't you just love me for who I am and not for who I'm not?

Shopkeeper

NO! I want you to be more like Thor! Now, I've wasted enough time here. I felt a tremor. A child has been born of the mask!

Loki

Wow, a baby's born of the mask, so that sort of makes me kind of like a dad, huh?

Shopkeeper

Find it!

Loki

The baby or the mask?

Shopkeeper

Find the baby and you will find the mask.

Loki

Right.

Loki

Okay, where is the mask?

What?

Loki

The mask, my mask. Where is it?

What are you talking about? Who are you?

Loki

I am Loki, God of Mischief.

Yeah, and I'm Tim, god of crazy babyland. Will you get out of the way?

Loki

That baby is born of the mask, my mask. And where is it?!

Born of the mask what? Oh, so that explains why he could pee like that! But wait a minute, this is my baby.

Loki

I don't care about that. Just give me my mask!

I don't know where it is.

Loki

Oh really? Maybe this will jog your memory! [he holds an axe with some arms holding a gun to shoot]

Police
[in Odin's voice, grabs Loki]

LOKI!

Loki

Dad?! [Tim heads away]

Police

I wanted you've left me no other choice.

Loki

I don't have time for this! Look, dad, there's Balder!

Tim
[in Odin's voice]

LOKI! You have defied me for the last time. [salutes] I've had it up to here with you!

Loki

Dad, please, listen to me. You're holding the baby.

Tim

Silence! You have left me no choice.

Loki

Listen, listen...

Tim

You are here by stripped of your immortal powers and forever banished to the land of mortals.

Loki

No. Please, hear me out. That baby...

Tim

Whoa.

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